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On Researching an Agent

Alternative Title: Why Aren’t You Reading Query Shark?

Query writing is hard – that’s why our SYW forum for queries is lovingly titled “Query Letter Hell.” But I think writers (myself included) get so wrapped up in writing 1 to 3 perfect paragraphs that capture our novels in the prettiest nutshell possible that we lose sight of how important it is get the right query (and the right flavor of query) onto the right desk.

Some agencies, like the Waxman Agency, make it easier on us by posting brief agent biographies, and listing the books they’ve represented right on the front page. One agent there, Holly Root, is described as actively seeking Urban Fantasy. That’s amazingly interesting to me, since it’s my genre, but my next step is not to roll my query off the press and fire it into her inbox. I might as well flip a coin if I do that.

Agents Tweet. They’re on Facebook. They blog. More importantly, they go to conferences and sit on panels, which are often recorded in some fashion, and they freely express opinions all over the internet. When an agent says something that rings true in your heart, that’s someone you want behind your novel. That’s who you query.

But you can’t use that in your query if you don’t look for it.

Search terms to increase your Google-Fu:

Agent’s Name + panel + 2011 (or 2010, 2009, etc.)

Agent’s Name + spotlight

Agent’s Name + interview

Agent’s Name + Name of novel they represented (See what, if anything, they’ve said about what they represent)

A few August 31 Fiction Deadlines

Hadley Rille Books: A Quiet Shelter There is an upcoming anthology of speculative fiction about service or companion animals. The deadline is August 31, and the pay is $10 for a story or $5 for a poem, all USD. The minimum word count for fiction is 1000 words; the maximum is 4000. That makes the payrate for fiction between 1 cent per word and .0025 cents per word (or 1/4 of a penny per word). Submission guidelines!
Editor Gerri Leen has some “Quirks” and suggests that writers check out her blog.

I Like a Little Science in My Fiction” is also slated to close on August 31. First place gets 5 cents per word, second place gets 3 cents per word, and third place gets 1 cent per word. Stories must be based on a recent scientific innovation or discovery (which must be cited!) and be set off of earth. Check out the guidelines.

RymFire eBooks wants 2,500-7,500 word stories (these sound like firm limits from what I’ve read) for their State of Horror: California anthology. As you can imagine, they want horror stories set in California. The editors were interviewed at duotrope if you want more insight into what they publish. They’re only paying $3 per story, but there’s an interesting twist. Every time they sell 150 eBooks, the authors get an additional $3. They’re publishing a print version as well, and they count print sales as three eBook sales for the purposes of reaching the $3 goal. Submission Guidelines. Their website is under construction.

Announcing the First Absolute Write Speculative Fiction Short Story Anthology!

We’re looking for a few great (short) stories from AWers:

  • We really can’t include stories longer than 10,000 words
  • Stories should have strong SpecFic elements (science fiction, fantasy, magical realism, horror, paranormal, etc.)
  • Stories must be written within the last year
  • No reprints, please. We want to showcase fresh new material
  • We will pay 2¢ per word for accepted stories. We ask for one-time rights to simultaneously produce an e-book version and a print version.

    You may submit your story (in standard manuscript format) in as an .rtf email attachment to: submissions@absolutewrite.com.

    Submissions close September 1, 2011!

    Proposed date of publication of the anthology is January 2012.

    If you have questions, by all means ask. Send a PM with your question to the moderator of the genre SF/F forum (that’s Pthom, otherwise known as Peter).

    Oncoming Contest Deadlines, Fee-Free Edition

    Redstone Science Fiction’s “Identity Crisis” contest is accepting submissions until August 15. There’s no entry fee, and winners get 5 cents per word (4,000 word maximum). The contest’s prompt is an essay titled “Identity Crisis: Who Are We, If We Can Choose Who We Are?” which, along with the publication’s submission guidelines, can be found on the contest page at http://redstonesciencefiction.com/identity-crisis-contest/.

    Filament Magazine’s erotic fiction contest closes to submissions on July 31. Filament Magazine is an adult publication, so consider this before following any of the links in this paragraph at work. The theme is “Music,” first prize is £100, there’s no entry fee, and they accept electronic entries. The editors have a few requests of entrants, so make sure read the guidelines (PDF file: http://www.filamentmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fictionguidelines.pdf) and the contest page (http://www.filamentmagazine.com/2011/05/fiction-contest-for-issue-9-theme-music/) closely.

    PoeticPower has an essay and poetry contest winding to a close on August 16. The contest is open to students between grades 3-12. There’s no entry fee, and winners get a $50 savings bond. Both contests’ guidelines are highlighted on the PoeticPower index page. Full disclosure: I thought that their website looked skeevy, but Winning Writers says “We are satisfied that this contest is not a scam.” PoeticPower has something close to a 45% acceptance rate, which is strange for normal contests, but since PoeticPower’s goal has more to do with building self-esteem in children than creating literary masterworks, I think that the contest has quite a bit of value.

    If you just need more time, SPS Studios‘ 19th Bi-Annual Poetry Card Contest closes December 31st. No entry fee; first prize is $300. The editors say they’ll accept rhyming poetry, but that they think non-rhyming sounds better. Their submission guidelines and entry form can be found at http://www.sps.com/poetry/index.html.

    Forums Are Temporarily Down!

    It’s looking like  the AW forums are going to be down overnight, at least, folks. Sorry about the inconvenience — we’ve got some fairly crunched up database stuff to sort out — but don’t panic.

    Better yet – go write something! We can all compare notes as soon as we’re up and running again.

    Feel free to share this information or a link to this post, if you have AW buddies who are fretting.

    Even if the very worst comes down to worse yet, we have backups, so we can reconstruct the whole darned thing with less than 24 hours data loss.

    Breathe deeply, enjoy the summer day, and we’ll see you all soon. :)

     

    Lorian Hemingway Short Story Contest

    You might remember this contest from last year, AWers. It’s that time again!

    I think the world of Ms. Hemingway, and I’m enthusiastic about this contest for developing new writers. I asked Lorian to write something about the contest and her involvement that I could share with all of you. She replied:

    The pure joy that comes from reading the stories submitted to the Lorian Hemingway Short Story Competition has not abated one iota in over three decades. Our competition throws out the rule book, the “shoulds” and should nots”, when it comes to writing. We look for fresh voices, that original voice that comes to all writers in time. Often people say that our competition is “out of their league”, or that they would not stand a chance. Not so. This is why we  implemented the qualification that all who submit cannot have been published in print medium with a circulation of greater than 5,000. We were beginning to receive stories from well-established writers, and we wanted a level playing field for those who have yet to be well-established.

    Our competition is about writers who work alone with great commitment, with hope ever alive in their hearts, and with a dedication to their own original voice. This is when the magic of writing happens, this is when craft becomes art. This is when the stories that fill my nights with unparalleled reading pleasure are born. It is you, the writer, who shows me all aspects of the human condition, and so often in its most raw and heartbreaking form. And I thank you.

    – Lorian Hemingway

    This is a terrific contest with a long and reputable history, well worth considering.

    Here are the guidelines.

    Note that, this year, they’ll be accepting online submissions.

    Delaware Dangerous!

    Delaware Dangerous logo art

    I’ve been corresponding with Lela Gwenn, an event organizer for a writer’s retreat that allows a writer to experience encounters with fist, blade, or gun, in a controlled and safe environment under the experienced supervision of self-defense and weapons instruction professionals.

    I’ve long been a big believer in writers getting our hands dirty, if we’re going to try to write anything that actually resembles real life. If you’re going to be anywhere near Delaware in September of this year, this is your chance to safely experience a great deal of mayhem in a short amount of time.

    When I asked for a description of the workshop I could share with all of you, she sent me the following copy:

    Delaware Dangerous is a unique concept in Writer’s Retreats. We offer the opportunity to get hands on with all types of weapons and combat– Hand guns, Long guns, Knives and Hand to Hand.

    Our team of professional instructors will provide detailed instruction. We have five black-belts on the team, two of whom are former military. Participants will get twelve hours of firearms training, six hours of knife training, and six hours of hand to hand. This isn’t just theoretical or role-playing or demonstration. After receiving appropriate safety training, you will have a gun in your hand.

    The weapon work is always serious, but there is plenty of fun to be had. Brewery tours, kayaking, behind the scenes at a tattoo shop, tax free shopping at a huge outlet mall. The Delaware Beaches are beautiful and have something for everyone. Nature, nightlife, gourmet dining and down-home charm.

    Delaware Dangerous. Put a little violence in your vacation and a little realism in your writing.

    For more information go to www.DelawareDangerous.com or email me directly Lela@DelawareDangerous.com

    I know I’ve written in the past about how very integral I think real experience can be to writing authentically. I strongly believe there’s nothing in the world like hands-on experience to help a writer achieve that kind of authenticity.

    From the details section of the Delaware Dangerous Website:

    Dates:
    Sept 9-16 2011

    Cost:
    $889/ person
    discount available for 2 people booking together

    Includes:
    Professional Instruction
    12 hours gun training
    6 hours knife training
    6 hours hand-to-hand combat

    Ammo, use of various firearms, training blades and live blades.

    2 Dinners
    5 Lunches
    Breakfast Daily

    Value of the Range Time, Instructor fees, Ammo and Meals- $1350.00

    If you are interested in being paired up with a roommate Contact Us and we will try to help.

    Group STRICTLY LIMITED to 20 participants for safety reasons.

    Here’s the thing: I know it sounds awfully expensive, but for a workshop to do this for under a grand per student? That’s actually a screaming deal. And Lela says that she’ll offer AWers a $50 discount.

    So take a look, figure out how you can swing it, take some vacation days, go to Delaware and get sweaty and loud!