The Great Big AW Caption Competition

Foinah · Jan 31, 2007

clock_work9 said:

She looked longingly out of the corner of her eye...oh how she wished she could join the cool kids for that milkshake. If only she wasn't lactose intolerant...

He looked coyly over the tip of his straw, the empty milkshake rattling out its dying blats...oh how he wished he wasn't such a cool kid and that he could bum a smoke. If only he didn't have asthma...

Romeo and Juliet against the backdrop of the dawn of the chemical age.

tourdeforce · Feb 1, 2007

All the girls in school, and gay Ronny, envied Rose for her legendary, cutting-edge oral sex techniques.

aadams73 · Feb 1, 2007

"No way," Jill said. "I'm not falling for that old 'throw your panties at Englebert Humperdinck' trick again. This time I know it's a jukebox."

clockwork · Feb 1, 2007

Hour two of the great River City undercover sting operation: "I think they're onto us, Fred. You can only make a cuppacoffee last so long, you know."

C.bronco · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
How about---

"Yes, I got it pierced," Blanche remarked in her usual saucy manner. In shock, Babs choked on her shake. If Jimmy hadn't been trained in first aid, Beav would have lost his favorite babysitter.

clockwork · Feb 1, 2007

"The usually light and carefree ambience of Sam Cooke and The Four Aces was suddenly shattered as the jukebox announced his plans to unceremoniously murder everyone in the diner within the very near future."

clockwork · Feb 1, 2007

Next picture--

dahmnait · Feb 1, 2007

"Why yes, this is the line for politicians. Welcome to Hell. Enjoy your stay"

JIMBOS · Feb 1, 2007

I don't know...they followed me here all the way from the Airport!

jst5150 · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
What on earth is going on here?

"Oh ... and then ... our grandson ... asked (ha) us for (ha) ... money for college because [snifft] he wants to attend ... Cornell. Ah hahahahah!"

jst5150 · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
Ready for another? Captions, please, for--

God contemplated the traffic on the I-10 toward LA -- then said f*ck it.

jst5150 · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
Captions please--

Just before Haskins broke into his rendition of "Nathan Detroit" from "Guys & Dolls," he took a call from Satan.

jst5150 · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
Next up--

German pornography soared to new heights Jan. 1, 1966, when Gerta Geitz introduced the bouffant and double penetration.

jst5150 · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
How about---

As the other Mousekateers looked on in horror, suddenly, Betty's maxipad fell to the floor with a great thud.

jst5150 · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
Next picture--

"Are you all with the Absolute Write convention or are some of you ACTUAL sociopaths?"

dahmnait · Feb 1, 2007

Break

jst5150 said:
"Are you all with the Absolute Write convention or are some of you ACTUAL sociopaths?"

You mean there is a difference?
/break

tourdeforce · Feb 1, 2007

George Bush's five remaining supporters prepare to meet him in the Oval Office to receive their Presidential Medals of Valor.

Bmwhtly · Feb 1, 2007

EDIT: Never Mind.

robeiae · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
Next picture--

Lady in front: "You ignorant slut! Don't you dare smile at me like that! I've got a ******* reservation! Now find it!

Next guy: *sigh* The poor girl... I wonder what she looks like naked.

Lady in red: What the hell is that thing on his head made of? Rat hair?

Guy behind her: Wow! Look at the major-league yabos on that statue!

Last guy: Let's see...after I check, I need to sharpen my knives, then decide who I'm going to dine on tonight...

Sweetlebee · Feb 1, 2007

I want to play too! Do I have to have a certain number of posts before I can post attachments?

Rolling Thunder · Feb 1, 2007

Sweetlebee said:
I want to play too! Do I have to have a certain number of posts before I can post attachments?

You can quote Chris' post where the original picture shows up and add your caption underneath.

Sweetlebee · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
Ready for another? Captions, please, for--

If only I had the white Bronco, my collection of Vehicles of the Stars would be complete.

(Thanks Rllgthunder!)

clockwork · Feb 1, 2007

Rumours of a Virgin Atlantic spy infiltrating the annual Delta Airlines conference suddenly seemed more plausible.

jst5150 · Feb 1, 2007

clock_work9 said:
Next picture--

Then, it clicked for the woman at the front desk: "Swingers convention ..."

MidnightMuse · Feb 1, 2007

Pleased that she'd thought to match her bag with her suit, Martha figured she was a shoe-in at the publishing-contract pitch-fest. Her book: Fashion for the Vertically Challenged, was destined to be a best seller now.

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