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What on earth is going on here?

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Suggest your caption below. Once we've laughed off our collective asses, a new picture can be posted.

Tally ho for comedy!
 

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2006 "point to your cataract" champions earl and mabel snidely show off their skills.
 

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Gunther 'snappy dresser' Cromer and his wife, 'Horizontal Stripe' Helga, recount the great suspender disaster of 1938, when Abe's braces suddenly let loose during a passionate embrace, causing each to be struck in one eye.
 

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With little else to occupy their time, Wally and Thelma often play the game "Let's poke our eye out".
 

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Old Lady- "Well, you see, my husband was in the war and lost both eye balls in a terribly gory pencil throwing accident"

Old Man- "But luckily, my wife here had both eye balls, and gladly lended me her left one. In order keep the empty socket from getting infected, we have to rub triple antibiotic ointment into the membranes."

Old Lady- "You senile fart, I'm not your wife! I'm your sister!"

Old Man- "Then was were you doing to me with your empty eye socket last night? I could have sworn you- ohhhhhhh...."

Old Lady- "....Ahem.... Er, deary, what a lovely Persian rug we have!"

Old Man-"That's not Persian."

Old Lady- "That's it, I've had it!" *jabs old man in empty eye socket*
 

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Bill and Maude practiced every day but they just couldn't get the hang of the Macarana.
 

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Sit down son, your mother and I have something to tell you. You know, we have really regretted having you, ever since you were just a gleam in our....well, right here:
 

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Unfortunately, the elderly couple failed miserably when asked to take a field sobriety test.
 

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Police report that a small dog, possibly a chihuahua wielding a syringe, attacked two elderly AW mods yesterday, nearly blinding them in one eye. Be on the lookout for this villain. A reward is offered for its capture and forced neutering.
 

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Damn arthritis. It's just not the same flipping them off with your index finger.
 

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Police report that a small dog, possibly a chihuahua wielding a syringe, attacked two elderly AW mods yesterday, nearly blinding them in one eye. Be on the lookout for this villain. A reward is offered for its capture and forced neutering.
I am amatuer neuter-ist. I've already neutered Bart, Spooky, Alan, and Spork.
 

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Edgar and Edna Garfunkle (above) have started the latest craze to hit the playground. It is a new rendition of Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes. However, as they gladly demonstrate, the kids always seem to poke themselves when they get to Eye.
 

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George Brumlett and his wife Georgina practice for their new jobs as umpires for Major League Baseball.
 

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Octogenarians and super glue. A bad combination or trendy new fad?
 

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Gerturde and Arthur: keeping one eye on the porn industry.
 

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Bill and Grace practice for their upcoming eye exam at the DMV.
 

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You jab your fingers in, you pull your fingers out!
You jab your fingers in and you rub them all about,
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about!
 

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"Then Ethel said: Well it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Turns out she was right."
 

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