Who's the sexiest ferret in the OP?

[Jaycinth]

Vote for Ferret! He's CLEAN!!!!

 

[MidnightMuse]

He's also kinda cute in that jail-ferret outfit

 

[robeiae]

The ferret would be a helluva lot sexier if Perks' six-inch stilletto heel was pressing into his neck.

Just sayin...

And Orlando Bloom sexy? Puh-leeze.

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

The ferret would be a helluva lot sexier if Perks' six-inch stilletto heel was pressing into his neck.

Just sayin...

Shhh! Shhh! Just don't say that name 3 times and we're OK.

 

[rhymegirl]

And Orlando Bloom sexy? Puh-leeze.

Well, let's put that to the test:

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

My hair isn't that greasy when I first get up.

 

[dclary]

My hair isn't that greasy when I first get up.

Why is his nipple so.... off-center?

 

[Jaycinth]

OMG. Dclary is right. Did...did...(Shhhh....did bloom get a boob job?)

 

[robeiae]

Why is his nipple so.... off-center?

And why doesn't he have any chest hair?

 

[JenNipps]

*tsk tsk*

It's a shame, really, to see people you thought were so secure in themselves lose it all when confronted with a piccy of OB.

Oh, yeah, forgot to say this, too....

When you're lying propped up on your side like that, check and see if yours are perfectly centered and symmetrical.

That's all I'm sayin'.

(Dang, I've been using that line a lot today.)

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

I was simply pointing out that ferrets never have bad hair days.

 

[JenNipps]

Depends on the ferret.

 

[sassandgroove]

I Voted for Shadow Ferret. Yessir. Becuase ORlando might look good, but there is a whole lot more to sex appeal than looks. As in "Check out the brains on that guy." Not to say Orlando is dumb, cause I wouldn't know, but I do know Ferret has got it goin' on.

 

[robeiae]

When you're lying propped up on your side like that, check and see if yours are perfectly centered and symmetrical.

They're not. 'Course they're still subject to the law of gravity, unlike OB's man-boob, apparently...

 

[MidnightMuse]

That really does look like it's migrating under his armpit or something.

 

[MizzACEE]

LOL @ Bloom winning!

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

LOL @ Bloom winning!

Ha! My vote put me over by one! So there!

 

[robeiae]

Apparently, Ferrets can't count...

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

Drat! I'll get you Dasterdly.

 

[Serenity]

Hey, it's not such a stretch for Orlando to win.

**ducks from all the Orlando fans-- Hey, if you're following the Royalty thread, you know I've been drinking wine...

eta: **ducking from Shadow Ferret too... LOL

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

Yeah, well, we're tied again.

I'm tied with Orlando Bloom! Ha. Take that!

 

[Serenity]

Yeah, well, we're tied again.

I'm tied with Orlando Bloom! Ha. Take that!

Yes, but which one of you is tied??? Hmmm??

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

I'm not even going there.

 

[tiny]

I tried Ferret. Voted late, hoped you pulled ahead. sorry. A loss to bloom is just bad, but have to be tied with him, nightmarish.

 

[Serenity]

I'm not even going there.

Oh, come on. Please??????