There's wrong, there's bloody wrong, . . .

[Haggis]

 

[JDCrayne]

You better check and see if there are any zombie bits at the bottom of the bag.

 

[Haggis]

You better check and see if there are any zombie bits at the bottom of the bag.

 

[Foinah]

Same effect they're using to keep new B-roll of Cheney rolling.

HA!!!! LOL!

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Should be a nice change from Kibbles and Bits though, Haggis.

 

[clockwork]

You better check and see if there are any zombie bits at the bottom of the bag.

Redenbacher's new catch-phrase, post exhumation... "Eat me!"

 

[MidnightMuse]

Even the dead need snacks.

 

[DamaNegra]

I didn't get it. The guy's dead. So what? It's not like they used his corpse for the commercial or anything... or did they?

 

[writerterri]

When Orville died they skinned his face and saved it. Now it's on the actors face. They did a good job with the make up, huh?

 

[Soccer Mom]

For the non-US residents: There was an Orville and he used to do his own commercials years ago. The popcorn is still a big seller in the U.S. Joe is weirded out that they've made up an actor to look like him and portray him in a commercial. It's freaky how much this guy looks and sounds like old Orville.

 

[DamaNegra]

For the non-US residents: There was an Orville and he used to do his own commercials years ago. The popcorn is still a big seller in the U.S. Joe is weirded out that they've made up an actor to look like him and portray him in a commercial. It's freaky how much this guy looks and sounds like old Orville.

I still don't get what's freaky about it Does that make me a freak??

 

[Jean Marie]

Should be a nice change from Kibbles and Bits though, Haggis.

Watch me pop...I can see it now, while Haggis is going for that last little tid-bit, from his bowl--POP goes the kernel

 

[Haggis]

Watch me pop...I can see it now, while Haggis is going for that last little tid-bit, from his bowl--POP goes the kernel

Fat chance. I ain't going near popcorn ever again.

And, Dama, if you're comfortable with dead guys selling you your popcorn, then more power to you.

I'm going to have such nightmares tonight.

 

[Jean Marie]

Poor puppy. Drink some warm...pop...milk before you go to sleep. Should help

 

[Haggis]

Poor puppy. Drink some warm...pop...milk before you go to sleep. Should help

Finishing up the last of the six-pack as we speak. I figure, it can't hurt.

 

[writerterri]

When Orville died they skinned his face and saved it. Now it's on the actors face. They did a good job with the make up, huh?

What, no takers?

 

[Jean Marie]

Finishing up the last of the six-pack as we speak. I figure, it can't hurt.

See.

Sweet dreams.

 

[clockwork]

See.

Sweet dreams.

Yeeeesss, extra fluffy, movie-style, sugar-sweet popcorn dreams. Heheheheh...

 

[Rolling Thunder]

What, no takers?

They just don't make zombie skin like they used to.

 

[JoeEkaitis]

For the non-US residents: There was an Orville and he used to do his own commercials years ago. The popcorn is still a big seller in the U.S. Joe is weirded out that they've made up an actor to look like him and portray him in a commercial. It's freaky how much this guy looks and sounds like old Orville.

Uh, not quite.

 

[billythrilly7th]

The guy's dead, Billy. Has been for some time.

I know, but ..

So?

Dead people can't be in commercials?

I bet the Americans With Disabilities Act would disagree.

 

[Soccer Mom]

Uh, not quite.

Ew! I just assumed it was an actor. That's even weirder. Do zombies have to be paid scale?

 

[JoeEkaitis]

I know, but ..

So?

Dead people can't be in commercials?

I bet the Americans With Disabilities Act would disagree.

Let's ask TV legends Ed Sullivan and Johnny Carson, broadcast pioneer Dave Garroway and Westinghouse spokeswoman and later consumer advocate Betty Furness.

So, what do you all think? Should dead people appear in TV commercials?











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It's OK. Take all the time you need to think it over.

 

[JDCrayne]

Uh, not quite.

I think they would have been better off to do the figure semi-transparently, in blue, as if he were a ghost. It wouldn't have been quite so creepy.

 

[JDCrayne]

So, what do you all think? Should dead people appear in TV commercials?

Only in ones for caskets, morturaries, crematoriums, and embalming fluid. (I guess that includes gin and vodka... )