Let me get my licks in on Howard Schultz because everyone online is already trashing him, and I see no reason why I can’t also join in on the fun. Anyway, the billionaire CEO of Starbucks—a joint where I’ve had to wait as long for a cup of tap water as long as you have to wait for a flat white—is giving double top secret consideration to running for president as an (ugh) independent in 2020. From the looks of things, Schultz is just another bored rich guy who can’t even guess the price of a box of cereal. He has no ideas of any sort, and he’s already limply waved off GOOD ideas that a majority of Americans support.
Has any of that stopped the DC political media from taking Schultz seriously and giving him airtime anywhere on every network? Of course not. Howard Schultz is a public billionaire, and thus an officially Important Person who gets to grace your television no matter how big of doofus he happens to be. I am hardly the first person to notice that, just a couple years ago, the mainstream media gave undue airtime to another seemingly hopeless vanity candidate. That candidate is now president. He also just put the government out of work for over a month and oversees juvenile immigrant concentration camps near our border. The election of Trump served as an ominous portent that we’ll be
reliving 2016 for the rest of our lives, and America’s modern political machinery—both in terms of function and coverage—is giving him a big assist in making it a certainty.
Here is another fact: future generations should endeavor to make sure a man of President Trump's ilk never ascends to power again, and yet that won’t happen because our media and most of our politicians treat him very much like a
normal president. They do this because they don’t want to alienate Trump’s ever-shrinking base, but also because they believe covering him as a traditional leader and not a deranged 72-year-old seems like the proper and
objective thing to do. It is not. Trump’s ascension is an emergency and a global catastrophe waiting to happen, and yet here’s Chuck Todd welcoming the president’s grotesque sycophants onto his show like they’re esteemed intellectuals. And here’s Twitter taking what is clearly
a joking tweet about billionaires never cleaning toilets and framing it as a neutral
“debate” people out there are having.