Pharmaceutic side-effects “ad”

[Introversion]

Side effects (TikTok short video)

Side effects include: sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing, trouble speaking, sleeping, eating, hemorrhages, internal bleeding, feeling short of breath, nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever, blockages of the ureter, choking, bloating, tremors, coma, stroke, or death, mood swings, muscle aches, weight gain, fugue states, osteoporosis, sudden psychosis, supercalifragilisticexpialidosis, masochism, vampirism, sudden necromanticism, phantom limbs, fanaticism, chronic déjà vu, transient telepathy, changes in your destiny, ancient forms of leprosy, chronic déjà vu, loss of hair: hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing, strength, loss of memory, will to live, sense of self, fucks to give.

 

[MaeZe]

Side effects (TikTok short video)

I love this one:

transient telepathy,

And what is a person to watch out for re vampirism? A sudden craving for blood? And changes in your destiny? How would anyone know that?

 

[Unimportant]

I love this one:

I WANT this one! ::imagines the possibilities::

 

[SariBelleW]

Elle Cordova is excellent. I follow her on Insta and she posts many clever reels, including a series on fonts. Highly recommend.

 

[cmhbob]

Shared that one with my pharm tech daughter.

 

[Jean P. R. Dubois]

Side effects (TikTok short video)

(Announcer voice: On) But not to worry, we have a pill to deal with each of these side effects, which also comes with their own side effects. Or you can take our grandmaster drug Fukitol. When you are fed up with life and sick of the grind, Fukitol.

 

[frimble3]

I want 'Side Effects', on a printed label, on the back of a large opaque pill bottle! Labeled 'Fukitol' of course.

 

[frimble3]

Inside the bottle: a random assortment of hard candies, wrapped chocolates, etc. Perfect for a desktop.
Liquor is probably a little too obvious.

 

[alexp336]

And what is a person to watch out for re vampirism? A sudden craving for blood? And changes in your destiny? How would anyone know that?

When you accidentally bite your tongue, the pointy teeth make it hurt a whole lot more ?