A Couple of Putin Jokes

[Diana Hignutt]

A man is arrested in Saint Petersburg for shouting, "The President is an idiot!"

When he is being questioned by the secret police, he explains, "But, I was talking about President Zelenskyy."

"Nice try," says one of this interrogators, "But everybody knows who the idiot is."

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Putin goes to a kindergarten in Moscow for a little question and answer session.

Young Sasha: "I just have two questions: 1) Why are we in Crimea?, and 2) Why did we invade Ukraine?"

Just then the lunch bell rings. Putin says I will answer these questions after your lunch.

After lunch the question and answer session resumes.

Young Miranda: "I just have four questions: 1) Why are we in Crimea?, 2) Why did we invade Ukraine?, 3) Why did the lunch bell ring 20 minutes early?, and 4) Where is Sasha?

 

[Cobalt Jade]

These sound like the Stalin jokes they used to tell in pre-Solidarity Poland.

 

[dickson]

These sound like the Stalin jokes they used to tell in pre-Solidarity Poland.

The first one resembles a German joke from WW II, in which someone on a train (say) would reportedly exclaim “He ought to be hanged!”. When challenged “Who do you mean?” the answer was “Churchill! Who do you mean?”