The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

[swachski]

I heard there was going to be pie..

 

[kenthepen]

I heard AC 'American Pie'd the pie

 

[swachski]

AC needs to go into the asylum to contribute to the cat donations..

 

[Silent Rob]

Apparently, cats don't exist.

cray proved it yesterday.

 

[NinaK]

Apparently, cats don't exist.

cray proved it yesterday.

I believe you’re mistaken, SR



those were free-range chihuahuas.

 

[Silent Rob]

Pfft. Like there's a difference.

 

[swachski]

They're keeping the chupacabra population in check..

 

[Haggis]

Apparently, cats don't exist.

cray proved it yesterday.

I believe you’re mistaken, SR



those were free-range chihuahuas.

Pfft. Like there's a difference.

Watch it, Nigel.

 

[Jaycinth]

....and they walked on the veranda with a panda named Amanda.



The End.

 

[Haggis]

....and they walked on the veranda with a panda named Amanda.



The End.

*cough*

 

[Jaycinth]

porter, have you ever seen a chihuahua for real?
i haven't.


in fact, i don't know anyone that has.



i'm 99.9% certain that they have been contrived by mothers and authors of childern's books instead of using real dogs (which can be scary) in stories.
they just wanted some harmless, dog-like thing that childern will accept.

There are huge herds of chihuahuas running rampant all over Florida and they are threatening to wipe out the Burmese Python population in the Everglades.




How can you reasonably claim they do not exist?

 

[Haggis]

There are huge herds of chihuahuas running rampant all over Florida and they are threatening to wipe out the Burmese Python population in the Everglades.




How can you reasonably claim they do not exist?

 

[parumpdragon]

good morning

 

[TrainofThought]

I need to work on my WIP today. I HAVE to work on my WIP today. Maybe I should be WHIPPED until I work on my WIP. Or I could WHIP up something to eat before my WIP work.

 

[NinaK]

ToT


Whipped cream is always good with WIPs.

 

[TrainofThought]

ToT


Whipped cream is always good with WIPs.

Nice suggestion Nina. I also like Whipped potatoes with my WIP.

 

[Haggis]

Tater! You're looking strangely hot today. Is it the four legs or the cold, wet nose? Not sure. But hotness, definitely.

 

[Silent Rob]

Proper health and safety training is also good with WIPs!

 

[TrainofThought]

LOL! Thanks, Haggis. I guess you think my little puppy is adorable.

 

[Haggis]

LOL! Thanks, Haggis. I guess you think my little puppy is adorable.

Does she bark in Jarmin?

 

[TrainofThought]

ToT


Whipped cream is always good with WIPs.

Proper health and safety training is also good with WIPs!

I got it! I can eat whipped cream while working on my WIP with soap, deodorant and a safety word nearby.

 

[TrainofThought]

Does she bark in Jarmin?

HE is bilingual. I talk to him in English and my husband talks to him in German. When he's barking German, it sounds like BARUERKRAUT and when he barks in English, it sounds like BARHAMBURGER.

 

[Jaycinth]

LOL! Thanks, Haggis. I guess you think my little puppy is adorable.

Hey, that is indeed an adorable puppy!

(Seriously....look at that face!)


Be glad you didn't give in to pressure and get a chihuahua...




......evidentally after a few years they sprout extra appendages...

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

He should also learn Italian, Dutch and Japanese.

 

[Haggis]

GAH! When will you people get me a female to do with as I wish appreciate?