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dpaterso removed them and dumped them in another thread.
My idea of erotica is a half a fifth of bourbon and an issue of hustler magazine in a quiet bathroom while the wife sleeps.
I should stick to sci fi.
I thank you.Article 5 said:Spiders are evil. Kill them. Kill them all!
Important message to field troops:
Toilet plungers make excellent anti-monster weapons.
Rubber cup prevents monster's escape. I have you now!
Long handle prevents possibility of physical contact. But hold it at arm's length anyway, just in case.
I live on my own, so I have to deal with shit like this. Once I got my dad to come round because I found a REALLY BIG spider in my hall and he had to have at it with a kitchen knife.
But since then...meh. Vacuum for the big 'uns. Glass and piece of card and down the toilet for the wee 'uns.
<shrug>
I confess I don't get the whole "fear of spiders." Anything I can kill so easily is nothing to be afraid of.
Plus, I'm a long time equestrian. Spiders and barns go hand in hand.
Day before yesterday, was sitting on sofa about to have first forkful of pasta for lunch when giant monstrosity spied sitting leering on carpet near foot. Screamed, "You bastard!" and leapt up, whimpered a bit, decided there was no pint glass big enough to put over it, emptied fruit bowl and thought about hefting it over the creature. Meanwhile, beast is running around along skirting board and doing circuits of dining room and hallway. Decided fruit bowl too heavy to lob accurately from a distance. Saw foul denizen of the deep crawl into shoe rack. Set up surveillance station and maintained watch until hubby home from work. Hell beast vacuumed, vacuum cleaner emptied into outside bin. Lunch cold. Like my revenge.
Many of us have irrational fears, it's part of our delightful human makeup. Logic does not work. I would not come to like them. They would be dead.... spiders are cool and intelligent.
Have had several as pets ^^..^^
I bet many of you would come to like them too if you spent some time about them.
No, it's really not. They must die. I must kill them. It's a reflex action. Alternative actions are not possible. When a spider is discovered, the only thing that goes out the door or the window is rational thinking.Just pick them up and set them free out the door or the window...
It's easy.
Really.
I see where you're coming from, but I'd rather take that thousands-to-one risk than allow them to escape and lose sight of them!But, Field Marshall Paterson, what for those of us for whom even a long handle isn't enough? They could run up it and up my sleeve! No handle is long enough!