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[KellyAssauer]

I'm pretty sure I'm here for a drink.
Kinda been a rough hour, day, week, month, year, lifetime...

*Grabs "persuader" from behind bar*

*Whacks lock off Haggis stash*

*opens a fresh Laphroaig*

*pours a tall glass*

 

[pkbax]

Hey, Kelly! Are you here for your hug?

Come on, Kitten. Don't be shy! Bring it in!

I'm pretty sure I'm here for a drink.
Kinda been a rough hour, day, week, month, year, lifetime...

*Grabs "persuader" from behind bar*

*Whacks lock off Haggis stash*

*opens a fresh Laphroaig*

*pours a tall glass*

Wise choice. Except for maybe that it was Haggiseses stash. Still better than the other option. (Especially if the Muppet is in the cuddle huddle. )

 

[KellyAssauer]

Ha.

*Puts new "persuader proof" lock on stash*

*sits down on the choice corner stool*

Wow, I can finally drink this the way I like it without catching flak.

*grabs an ice cube*

 

[pkbax]

What's up with the evil chihuie these days anyway? Haven't seen him. (Have been kinda lost in the ARoRL.)

 

[KellyAssauer]

I dunno.

*wipes dog hair off stool*

He's on a mission to be missing or some such.
Seriously, hasn't answered my email.
Haven't seen hide nor...

Heh.

*sits back down*

 

[quickWit]

He's on a mission to be missing

good dog

 

[TedTheewen]

*looks around*

*gets out the cilantro salsa*

*helps self to Haggis's''ss scotch*

*drinks with ice and 7-Up*

Ahhhhh....

 

[quickWit]

*wipes dog hair off stool*

ew

 

[pkbax]

I dunno.

*wipes dog hair off stool*

He's on a mission to be missing or some such.
Seriously, hasn't answered my email.
Haven't seen hide nor...

Heh.

*sits back down*

hmmm. . .well he's doing a good job on the mission to be missing, then.

 

[TedTheewen]

it's a seekrit mission......sshhhhhhh!

 

[KellyAssauer]

*pours another four fingers*

*checks phone*

Hey, anyone want some Phili Cheese Steaks made in Pittsburgh?

They deliver...

 

[quickWit]

do they use real Phili?

 

[TedTheewen]

Sounds good enough to me. I could eat.

 

[KellyAssauer]

Had to kick it twice and curse, but I got the jukebox going.

*pours a room temp Gunniess*

Raises my glass.

Where ever the rest of you guys are, I hope it's like this for ya.

 

[quickWit]

*kicks ted twice, curses*

What? I thought we were doing this...

 

[TedTheewen]

Doing what?


Owwww!

 

[quickWit]

I think it's some kind of drinking game, ted. Just roll with it!

*raises Kelly
*takes ted's temp

I'm...I'm liking this game less and less, to be honest...

 

[KellyAssauer]

*kicks bunneh twice*

*curses*

*reconsiders*

*kicks bunneh again*

Hey Ted...

Go long!

 

[quickWit]

Hey Ted...

Go long!

Yelling at him isn't going to make it happen, Kelly.




probably.

 

[TedTheewen]

*takes ted's temp

I'm...I'm liking this game less and less, to be honest...

Why is it always The Doctor Game? I don't wanna play Doctor! And my temp is fine! And that had better be a thermometer!

 

[quickWit]

Kelly's not a doctor, but she plays one.

 

[KellyAssauer]

*grabs bottle of 151 rum*

*spritzes bunneh*

*grabs lighter*


You were saying?

 

[TedTheewen]

She can take my temp any time

 

[quickWit]

*grabs bottle of 151 rum*

*spritzes bunneh*

*grabs lighter*


You were saying?

I was explaining to ted, here, how you've clearly received advanced medical training, and stuff. And he'd like you to take his temp.


Aaand that about catches us up!

Will Dr Kelly have to employ heroic life-saving measures to take ted's temp? Will qW's HMO cover a lengthy stay in the burn unit? Stay tuned to find out!

 

[KellyAssauer]

*puts thermometer on Ted's forehead*

*waits*

*waits some more*

*checks batteries*

*tries again*