I will always remember that day... When was that now...it's hard to say...
Something happened...or not...
Quite regardless of plot,
and we'll meet it head-on, come what may.
He met her last night in a bar and offered a ride in his car But, she'd ridden a trike with her pet husky, Mike.
As she triked off, she called, "Au revoir!"
A lady who lived in a lake
took pills for a chronic earache.
"You would think, with my gills, and my girly fin frills,
my Eustachian tubes wouldn't break."
The used car salesman's grin made me itch.
Like a sucker I fell for his pitch.
It ran for two-days,
Then conked out, ablaze
Leaving me with no choice but to hitch.
The first line of a limerick is easy So simple, so carefree, so breezy! But soon things get tricky As wordsmiths get picky
And subsequent rhymes appear cheesy.
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