Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

[Silent Rob]

Are you wearing your cape now?

It's an AW rule. Anybody with 20k posts or more wears a cape.

ROAR

*jazz cape swish*

 

[Caitlin Black]

Is the cape given to me, or do I have to pay for it?

*wonders what the Muppet had to do when he reached 30k posts*

 

[Silent Rob]

The cape will be delivered unto you by a mysterious disturbance in the force.

And when you get to 30k, you have to report to secret AW ninja-assassin school. But don't tell anybody.

ROAR

 

[Caitlin Black]

Awesome.

 

[Susie]

Yeah, I forgot all about wearin' mah cape. My bad I can't wait to 'c' what muppet won't wear when he hits 30,500 posts Just kiddin'! s!

 

[Silent Rob]

It's a fair bet it'll be no pants day!

ROAR

 

[Caitlin Black]

*yawn* I'm sleepy. But I should stay up longer. At least try to get something done today. Like reading...

At the moment, I'm letting ideas percolate. I wonder how long I can percolate before having to actually do something.

 

[alleycat]

Good morning, house of Revengers.

 

[Silent Rob]

Who's revenging? I'd quite like to see that new Avengers film, but they dub everything in Jarman over here, which is almost unbearably annoying, for a non-jarman.

ROAR

 

[alleycat]

We are . . . The Revengers!

Go take out that guy with the assault rifle, Muppet Man.

 

[alleycat]

German is not quite the language of love either.

Ich liebe euch von ganzem herzen, meine liebe.

Which sounds a little like a command to water the garden, but is actually the Babel translation of "I love you with all my heart, my dear."

 

[alleycat]

A rather odd video of the steeplechase Saturday. Notice how many people are actually watching the race. I particularly like the guy who is trying to open a bottle of wine by hitting on the top of it. Dude, just ask to borrow a corkscrew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDn31EKPQE

 

[Silent Rob]

German is not quite the language of love either.

Ich liebe euch von ganzem herzen, meine liebe.

Which sounds a little like a command to water the garden, but is actually the Babel translation of "I love you with all my heart, my dear."

That does mean exactly what you say, except that the 'you' is plural!

Free love!

ROAR

A rather odd video of the steeplechase Saturday. Notice how many people are actually watching the race. I particularly like the guy who is trying to open a bottle of wine by hitting on the top of it. Dude, just ask to borrow a corkscrew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDn31EKPQE

Stoopid hoomins. Everybody knows that the correct way to open a bottle of wine is with a cavalry sabre.

*dashing jazz hands*

 

[Archerbird]

Hello house of troublemakers.

 

[alleycat]

That's not correct. You open bottles of champagne with a sword.

 

[alleycat]

Hello house of troublemakers.

We are not troublemakers, we are . . . The Revengers!

 

[Silent Rob]

We are not troublemakers, we are . . . The Revengers!

Which is why we open everything with swords, including our takeaway coffees and even the door to the takeaway coffee establishment!

ROAR

 

[GailD]

Hello, house of Revengers.



Erm... what is it we're revenging, again?

 

[alleycat]

We take revenge on anyone who needs it. For example, serial killers, terrorists, and whoever signed Justin Bieber to a record contract.

 

[Silent Rob]

Clowns, too.

ROAR

 

[alleycat]

People who play polka music!

 

[Haggis]

Cats!

 

[alleycat]

Beavers!

 

[Silent Rob]

Biebers!

 

[alleycat]

Haggis!