Do You Think You Could Respond To This?

[Terri]

He makes a habit of half-assed excuses?

 

[Woof]

Habit? More like family genetics, no? Because his mother was a donkey, his father was a horse, and paternal and maternal grandparents who were a mixture of burro, mule and some burrito mixed in, this makes him half-assed, si?

 

[Terri]

Si? What is that, Mexican? Weren't you Canadian a few minutes ago, eh?

 

[Woof]

Seňorita, do you want your moose tacos plain or with maple syrup?

 

[Terri]

Moose tacos? Do I look like I live in an igloo?

 

[Donkey]

Isn't being half assed better than being full assed?

 

[Nymtoc]

Who would know better than a donkey?

 

[Woof]

Do they make special saddles for half assed donkeys?

 

[Terri]

Wouldn't that saddle only seat a half-assed human?

 

[Joycecwilliams]

Aren't we now back to Nymtoc being a Centaur? Is Nymtoc the character Updike wrote about?

 

[Woof]

Is Nymtoc really a depressive named George Caldwell?

 

[Nymtoc]

Why don't you just ask Nymtoc? Don't you think he would tell you?

 

[Woof]

Then who are you? The Crown Prince of Romania?

 

[Nymtoc]

Did I ever claim to be the Crown Prince of Romania?

 

[Woof]

Does that mean that you're renouncing all claims to the throne, then?

 

[Nymtoc]

Why couldn't it just mean that I'm still negotiating with the Grand Duchess?

 

[Woof]

Negotiating? That's what you call it, eh? Why are these "negotiations" taking place in the Grand Duchess's private bedchamber?

 

[Nymtoc]

What are you, some kind of spy?

 

[Woof]

Let's put it this way, have you ever wondered about that strange rustling behind the damask drapes when you and the Grand Duchess are alone together?

 

[Nymtoc]

You mean that wasn't her pet mongoose?

 

[flyingtart]

Did someone say "mongoose"?

 

[Amarie]

Since when do they have mongoose in Romania?

 

[Terri]

Who came up with the word 'mongoose,' anyways?

 

[Goodchild]

Maybe it was a ferret who get fed up of his ugly cousin being likened to him?

 

[Woof]

Are you suggesting that mongooses..uh mongeese are ugly?