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But no, I said, no poo for me.
I'm trying to cut back, you see.
The calorie count
is an obscene amount
I'm trying to cut back, you see.
The calorie count
is an obscene amount
But no, I said, no poo for me.
I'm trying to cut back, you see.
The calorie count
is an obscene amount,
and besides, it just makes me pee.
The red wine, we drank to the dregs.
I'm trying to cut back, you see.
The calorie count
is an obscene amount,
and besides, it just makes me pee.
The red wine, we drank to the dregs.
The red wine, we drank to the dregs
though 'twas against all the regs
Coz Canadian mounties,
in search of big bounties
though 'twas against all the regs
Coz Canadian mounties,
in search of big bounties
The red wine, we drank to the dregs
though 'twas against all the regs
Coz Canadian mounties,
in search of big bounties
entrap us with large, tempting kegs.
I've just had the craziest notion:
though 'twas against all the regs
Coz Canadian mounties,
in search of big bounties
entrap us with large, tempting kegs.
I've just had the craziest notion:
I've just had the craziest notion:
I'll make some magical lotion
It won’t contain poo
and will be a nice blue
I'll make some magical lotion
It won’t contain poo
and will be a nice blue
I've just had the craziest notion:
I'll make some magical lotion
It won’t contain poo
and will be a nice blue
And will trigger undying devotion
Why Riv, you look lovely today!
I'll make some magical lotion
It won’t contain poo
and will be a nice blue
And will trigger undying devotion
Why Riv, you look lovely today!
Why Riv, you look lovely today!
Did you go to the spa for a flay? (I nounified a verb. Sue me LOL)
Did you go to the spa for a flay? (I nounified a verb. Sue me LOL)
Why Riv, you look lovely today!
Did you go to the spa for a flay?
How your cranium gleams--
wait. What were those? Screams?
Did you go to the spa for a flay?
How your cranium gleams--
wait. What were those? Screams?
Why Riv, you look lovely today!
Did you go to the spa for a flay?
How your cranium gleams--
wait. What were those? Screams?
Plug your ears til they all go away.
You've letters upon your forehead.
Did you go to the spa for a flay?
How your cranium gleams--
wait. What were those? Screams?
Plug your ears til they all go away.
You've letters upon your forehead.
You've letters upon your forehead.
An antonym meaning of horrid
All S's and F's
F words are the best!
An antonym meaning of horrid
All S's and F's
F words are the best!
You've letters upon your forehead.
An antonym meaning of horrid
All S's and F's
(F words are the best,
though they often can sound much too florid.)
We can speculate, though, on their meaning;
An antonym meaning of horrid
All S's and F's
(F words are the best,
though they often can sound much too florid.)
We can speculate, though, on their meaning;
We can speculate, though, on their meaning;
Verb, noun, or exclamation with screaming.
It's no mystery
Verb, noun, or exclamation with screaming.
It's no mystery
We can speculate, though, on their meaning;
Verb, noun, or exclamation with screaming.
It's no mystery
That I use them with glee
Verb, noun, or exclamation with screaming.
It's no mystery
That I use them with glee
We can speculate, though, on their meaning;
Verb, noun, or exclamation with screaming.
It's no mystery
That I use them with glee
whenever I feel much like preening.
It's hump day at last, hip hooray!
Verb, noun, or exclamation with screaming.
It's no mystery
That I use them with glee
whenever I feel much like preening.
It's hump day at last, hip hooray!