Oh, also, on the question of whether journals don't actually read pieces: I think that this is a common defensive kind of emotion we've all felt from time to time. But the reality is, many journals get so many submissions, and so many of those submissions aren't right for them (for all sorts of reasons) that often they don't have to read past the first page before rejecting. Or paragraph. It's just the nature of it. (And yes, sometimes they might miss gems, or maybe they've filled the issue with solicited stuff, and the bigger-name magazines might pay less attention to the slush...but you can't control that.)
It doesn't really matter if a journal takes 6 months or 6 hours to respond. Often, if you are rejected after 6 months, it's because it took them 6 months to dig your manuscript out of the pile and actually look at it.
It doesn't really matter if a journal takes 6 months or 6 hours to respond. Often, if you are rejected after 6 months, it's because it took them 6 months to dig your manuscript out of the pile and actually look at it.