The Looney Bin

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:ROFL: I thought so too! :D

Ok check this out, my cousin sent me this email about astrological signs. Look at this...


SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive orsecretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.


hmmm.....:D
 

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I'm an iggit. I posted that there this morning thinking that I was here. Duh! But I just deleted it from there so, no biggy...:)


I hope you don't mind but I was in the LB-momma today and I added a pic to the LBSaga forum. I thought of Cali when I did it. :D But if you don't like it I can take it off. I just think it's a bit funny. I wanted to put that straightjacket one on there but it's far too big for it. Check it out when you get the time and tell me what you think.

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How's your day going? :)
 

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That's fine I have seen the pic...It's funny! I think its okay, it doesn't say much for the saga itself, but its fine if you like it. As I have said before the saga thread is yours so long as nothing is extremely vulgar...I have no qualms. As much as I love the pic if you ever come across one for the saga or anyone does we will discuss it further. I have been thinking about a thread for Cali's cat interests, and it might be perfect there....hehehe
My day has been extremely long, I didn't sleep last night except from 12 something to 1, and 5 to almost 7, long-long day.
 

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Sneaky Devil spied
The Greeny.
Does she really
See me?
Is this part of
Her over-active
Imagination?
Has poor Sneaky
Truly gone overboard
Looney?
It makes one consider
Their sanity,
It makes you wonder
What exactly is sanity?
 

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Sneaky has no answer
To the question that you pose
She lost her marbles long ago
She'll find them someday I suppose
She missed and missed
As she tried to catch you today
She thinks you're working too hard
And need to rest and play
...
For a little while at least :)
 

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The Looney Bin – Part 12


“Ahem,” a woman says as she unfolds a piece of paper and reads aloud. “Patient Sneaks has been put into a padded room and bound in a straightjacket. She is unable to write at the moment so it is I, her alter ego Deceitful, who will be writing the next installment.

“To be continued,” she finishes.

The others look around at each other, wondering just where this woman came from.
 
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The Looney Bin – Part 13


Deceitful unrolled a scroll and began to read.

“They had an amazing lunch with Jed and then he walked them through the dark forest to its edge.”

Deceitful stopped there. Then she said, “Jeez you'd think you guys are boring. Why can’t she write something fun for a change? And why do you let her write these stories at all? She’s so dull.”

Greeny’s face was contorted with rage. She looked around the room for a moment then up at Deceitful. “Hang on,” she said. “We didn’t put Sneaks into the padded room. I knew something wasn't right. You're the one who did it!” She pointed an accusing finger at Deceitful.

Greeny stood up and the others followed suit. They were advancing on Deceitful as she backed away warily.

Then Deceitful grinned, “Well I thought her story could use a little spicing up, that’s all.”

Just then there was a scream from one of the padded rooms, “Don’t you dare! Deceitful, don’t you dare do it!” Sneaks was screaming louder than anyone had ever heard before.

Greeny thought she might know what Sneaks was so afraid of. But Calixus beat her to Deceitful. Puddles the Pup and Rachel were on one side while Calixus took the other. Brad merely looked his confusion. The women each took Deceitful by an arm and dragged her to an empty room while Greeny released Sneaks from her cell and restraints.

Sneaks gave her a grateful look, “Thanks a bunch Greeny.”

“Not a problem,” she said absently as they watched Deceitful struggling with Rachel and Calixus. Deceitful began to say something but Calixus slapped a hand over her mouth to stifle it. Rachel quickly bound Deceitful into the jacket and they shoved her into the room.

“Thanks everyone,” Sneaks said as she looked around at her helpers. “Let’s just hope that she doesn’t come out again. There’s no telling what she’ll say if she does.”
 

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ooh... I feel that Puddles should have gone after the throat in that one. :D

But it is just too good. :D
 

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The Looney Bin - Part 14

That night the mood around the Bin is lazy, nobody much feels in the mood for anything. Sneaks is walking around the room reading the writing on the walls, Rachel is playing fetch with Puddles the Pup, Brad is polishing his sword, and Cali and Greeny are playing a game of marbles.

And in the background, audible even over the sound of the TV, there is a continuous scream of, "LET ME OUT!"

Everyone is ignoring the annoying patient in the padded room.

Sneaks starts out of her stupor when she hears Cali burst out, "What the hell Greeny? Now you have all my marbles. You couldn't leave me just a few?"

Greeny laughs a little mischeivously, "Sorry Cali, but finders keepers."

Sneaks laughs with Greeny at the irritated look on Cali's face. "How am I supposed to get any work done now?" she asks miserably.

Sneaks returns to her contemplation of one of the pictures on the wall. Greeny looks at her friend and fellow patient with a mixture of wariness and confusion. There seems to be something different about Sneaks today and Greeny just can't seem to put her finger on it.

But she knows something isn't right. She turns to Brad and quietly says, "Have you noticed anything odd about Sneaks today?"

Brad laughs quietly, "You mean more than usual?"

Greeny laughs too, "Yes, that's what I mean."

Brad thinks about if for a few minutes before saying, "Not really....I don't know, maybe....She's probably just distracted is all. I'm sure she'd tell you if something was wrong."

Greeny nodded, "Well yes, that's what I'd expect but she hasn't said more than a few words to me today." Greeny looks over to Sneaks again and then back at Brad. "I'm telling you Brad, something isn't right here."
 

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The Looney Bin – Part 15

Cali and Rachel walk over to Greeny and Brad. Cali asks, “What are you guys talking about?”

Greeny glances at Sneaks then back at the others. “I think there’s something wrong with Sneaks. I can’t put my finger on it but I know that something is wrong.”

Cali studies Sneaks for a moment. She does seem off today. Normally she’s the one who makes all the noise and trouble around here. And the way she’s just staring at that picture on the wall…

Cali looks back to Greeny and nods, “Yeah, I see what you mean. But what could possibly be wrong with her that she wouldn’t talk to us about?”

Greeny shrugs. Rachel looks at Brad out of the corner of her eye. He misses the look but Greeny and Cali catch it. They both shake their heads.

“No,” Greeny says while absently petting Puddles the Pup.

“But that’s the thing,” Cali whispers urgently. “She’s not even fawning over the knight like usual. It’s definitely something else. And whatever it is, it’s not good,” Cali replies.


***


Hours later Sneaks is still staring at the picture on the wall. She hasn’t moved from her spot this whole time. Finally Greeny walks over to her and watches her for a moment before asking, “You all right Sneaks?”

Sneaks starts from her stupor. She glances at Greeny for just a second then turns her attention back to the picture. “I’m fine Greeny,” she says in a voice very different from the one Greeny usually hears. It seems more harsh than before.

“I only ask because you’ve been staring at the picture there for hours now. You haven’t moved, you haven’t eaten today, nothing.”

Sneaks doesn’t look away from the picture as she repeats, “I’m fine Greeny.”

Greeny looks at her friend with even more worry on her face now.


***


That night when the others go to sleep Sneaks remains in the same spot staring at the picture.

She is still there the following morning.
 
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And then I punch Sneaks to snap her out of it and burn the retched evil picture? Hahahahaha, sorry hahahahaha I have no freakin' clue...:D