Not Fajita Sunrise, Chapter 15

Haggis · Jan 19, 2009

Sad news today, my friends. There will be no Fajita today.

*waits for cheering to die down*

See, it's like this. Late last Friday afternoon, Rolling Thunder stopped by the Non-Existent Super Secret Mod Room and took the elevator to the dungeon, where we had Writer Guy 15 chained to a laptop, furiously pounding out the last, and we hoped, final chapter. Unfortunately, as Thunderpants walked to Writerguy's desk, he tripped over the computer cable, yanking it out of the AW server. Not only did this blow AW off the network, but it also caused the power to back surge into Writerguy's computer. The poor little fellow fried instantly. Of course, he was only a writer, and they're easily replaceable. But not this quickly. Fajita—the Conclusion will have to wait until next Monday.

In the meantime, enjoy the holiday, and be happy AW is back on line. I want to promise you a blockbuster conclusion to the story next Monday. I want to promise it, but....

Shadow_Ferret · Jan 19, 2009

Where's my chapter!

No excuses are acceptable!

Haggis · Jan 19, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
Where's my chapter!

No excuses are acceptable!

Watch it, Ferret, or we'll chain you to the laptop next.

quickWit · Jan 19, 2009

This sucks like an enormous Lions helmet.

Shadow_Ferret · Jan 19, 2009

Haggis said:
Watch it, Ferret, or we'll chain you to the laptop next.

You'd be very disappointed. I don't perform well under pressure. It's why I'm not involved in the writing of Evil Stalks the Castle.

Haggis · Jan 19, 2009

quickWit said:
This sucks like an enormous Lions helmet.

Nothing sucks quite that badly, Quickie.

Pagey's_Girl · Jan 19, 2009

Chaining someone to a laptop doesn't work - you see, they can still pick the darn thing up and move. If you really want to keep them in place long enough to do unspeakably dirty and totally fun things to them, you have to chain them to the desk the laptop's on. Then you can, at your leisure...

What?

Oh.

*In her best Emily Littela voice* Never miiiiiiiiind......

Sneaky Devil · Jan 19, 2009

i don't like it, i think there's a conspiracy to get us to actually do some writing :tongue

regdog · Jan 19, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
You'd be very disappointed. I don't perform well under pressure. .

That's not what the Royal Concubine says.

Haggis · Jan 19, 2009

Shadow_Ferret said:
You'd be very disappointed. I don't perform well under pressure. It's why I'm not involved in the writing of Evil Stalks the Castle.

Well, it's not like we haven't been disappointed all along with Fajita as is.

Pagey's_Girl said:
Chaining someone to a laptop doesn't work - you see, they can still pick the darn thing up and move. If you really want to keep them in place long enough to do unspeakably dirty and totally fun things to them, you have to chain them to the desk the laptop's on. Then you can, at your leisure...

What?

Oh.

*In her best Emily Littela voice* Never miiiiiiiiind......

Well, crap. That explains a lot.

*mutters--never thought of that*

kerrivitale said:
i don't like it, i think there's a conspiracy to get us to actually do some writing

What? On a writing site? Perish the thought.

Beach Bunny · Jan 19, 2009

Haggis said:
Sad news today, my friends. There will be no Fajita today.

*waits for cheering to die down*

See, it's like this. Late last Friday afternoon, Rolling Thunder stopped by the Non-Existent Super Secret Mod Room and took the elevator to the dungeon, where we had Writer Guy 15 chained to a laptop, furiously pounding out the last, and we hoped, final chapter. Unfortunately, as Thunderpants walked to Writerguy's desk, he tripped over the computer cable, yanking it out of the AW server. Not only did this blow AW off the network, but it also caused the power to back surge into Writerguy's computer. The poor little fellow fried instantly. Of course, he was only a writer, and they're easily replaceable. But not this quickly. Fajita—the Conclusion will have to wait until next Monday.

In the meantime, enjoy the holiday, and be happy AW is back on line. I want to promise you a blockbuster conclusion to the story next Monday. I want to promise it, but....

SO, Rolling Thunder is responsible for not only two whole days of no AW, but no Fajita Sunrise as well? ... Can somebody tell me exactly why he is a supermod? :tongue

:

Haggis · Jan 19, 2009

Beach Bunny said:
SO, Rolling Thunder is responsible for not only two whole days of no AW, but no Fajita Sunrise as well? ... Can somebody tell me exactly why he is a supermod? :

Mac thinks he's cute? :Shrug:

regdog · Jan 19, 2009

Beach Bunny said:
SO, Rolling Thunder is responsible for not only two whole days of no AW, but no Fajita Sunrise as well? ... Can somebody tell me exactly why he is a supermod? :

So he can schmoo the rest of us

ETA:Haggis' answer is funnier

Rolling Thunder · Jan 19, 2009

Since it's now obvious I caused the latest trouble I've decided to write an ending for this story. *Ahem* I haven't really been following this too closely, but I'll take a shot:

Robeiae blew up. Mel fried. The sun set. Everyone except *insert your name here* died horribly.

All was lost but was eventually found again. The universe collided with the gods and burned out of existence. Pigs squealed. Monkeys flew. Flying monkeys flung poo at squealing pigs.

Haskins shed a tear.

The end

Hey, look. I wrote something golden!

Haggis · Jan 19, 2009

You are so dead.

They'll flay you alive, man.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 19, 2009

What? It's good stuff.

Haggis · Jan 19, 2009

Rolling Thunder said:
What? It's good stuff.

The monkeys shouldn't have flown. They should have padded.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 19, 2009

Philistine.

Beach Bunny · Jan 20, 2009

Rolling Thunder said:
Since it's now obvious I caused the latest trouble I've decided to write an ending for this story. *Ahem* I haven't really been following this too closely, but I'll take a shot:

Robeiae blew up. Mel fried. The sun set. Everyone except *insert your name here* died horribly.

All was lost but was eventually found again. The universe collided with the gods and burned out of existence. Pigs squealed. Monkeys flew. Flying monkeys flung poo at squealing pigs.

Haskins shed a tear.

Hell froze over.

The end

Click to expand...

Hey, look. I wrote something golden!

You forgot about hell. I fixed it for you.

regdog · Jan 20, 2009

Looks like we know who will be winning this years Quills award

rhymegirl · Jan 20, 2009

No story? That just sucks. And I still haven't gotten my Cameo appearance yet. I might just flounce.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jan 20, 2009

Beach Bunny said:
SO, Rolling Thunder is responsible for not only two whole days of no AW, but no Fajita Sunrise as well? ... Can somebody tell me exactly why he is a supermod? :

Haggis said:
Mac thinks he's cute?

That can't be it.

regdog said:
So he can schmoo the rest of us

Bingo!

Rolling Thunder said:
Since it's now obvious I caused the latest trouble I've decided to write an ending for this story. *Ahem* I haven't really been following this too closely, but I'll take a shot:

"Robeiae blew up. Mel fried. The sun set. Everyone except *insert your name here* died horribly.

All was lost but was eventually found again. The universe collided with the gods and burned out of existence. Pigs squealed. Monkeys flew. Flying monkeys flung poo at squealing pigs.

Haskins shed a tear.

The end"

Hey, look. I wrote something golden!

Look again, RT. There's something missing!

rhymegirl said:
No story? That just sucks. And I still haven't gotten my Cameo appearance yet. I might just flounce.

Wait, rhyme, I'll go with you. Have you got your feather boa?

Rolling Thunder · Jan 20, 2009

What's missing?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jan 20, 2009

Me! I refuse to accept 'insert your name here'! And if I'm one of the ones who dies horribly, by golly, I want my death scene!

Rolling Thunder · Jan 20, 2009

Sorry. No death scenes from me. I'm a kind and gentle writer.

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