I got book idea

[Terran]

Whose sockpuppet am I?

Umm...Old Fashioned Girl's puppet?

 

[Terran]

Dn't lstn t hr, sh's lng!!!

My head hurts.

 

[Soccer Mom]

Nope. Not my sock puppet. And I'm not actually OFG.

 

[Terran]

Nope. Not my sock puppet. And I'm not actually OFG.

Kinda figured that seeing as everyone is acting pretty strangely today.

 

[D.R.Agony]

Whats a sockpuppet?????
And how did my picture and stuff change?????

 

[ChaosTitan]

Sucks to be a critter that's only alive when someone's hand is up its ***.

 

[Terran]

The Mods got ya.

 

[D.R.Agony]

How did they do that????
Can I change it back?

 

[ChaosTitan]

You can try, but something tells me you're helpless against it.

 

[Soccer Mom]

Aw! Who's a fuzzywuzzy leetle dragon?

 

[Terran]

That's so......mean, but what can you expect from someone who puts her kids in a cage.


So..... where can I get a cage like that?

 

[ChaosTitan]

That's so......mean, but what can you expect from someone who puts her kids in a cage.


So..... where can I get a cage like that?

Try your local PetsMart.

 

[Cranky]

Try your local PetsMart.

That's so cruel. I just liquor mine up. Sheesh.

 

[D.R.Agony]

 

[ChaosTitan]

That's so cruel. I just liquor mine up. Sheesh.

They also get special brownies for dessert.

 

[Terran]

That's so cruel. I just liquor mine up. Sheesh.

tried that but then they started smokin all my cigarettes, pickin fights..........

 

[julief]

lol

this thread is crazy funny. I've been checking in on it all day.

 

[Cranky]

tried that but then they started smokin all my cigarettes, pickin fights..........

Combination lock on the liquor cabinet solves that problem. Stash your smokes in there, and you're good to go.

Parenting 101, c'mon!

 

[Cranky]

They also get special brownies for dessert.

Only if they're good.

 

[Dale Emery]

Please someone tell me...can the Mods really take someones vowels?

If so that's hilarious.

Ths s Dl mr's mthr. Cn w pls stp ll f th dsnvwlng n th frm? Dl's snstv b.

Sgnd,
Dl's Mthr

 

[ChaosTitan]

This is Dale Emery's mother. Can we please stop all of the disenvoweling on the forum? Dale's a sensitive boy.

Signed,
Dale's Mother

This is the mother of those two caged children. I apologize if your sensitive child was somehow corrupted. I'd hate for anyone other than the actual parent to be responsible for that.

Signed,
A Penitent Mod Squad Member

 

[Terran]

Combination lock on the liquor cabinet solves that problem. Stash your smokes in there, and you're good to go.

Parenting 101, c'mon!

 

[Dale Emery]

That's so......mean, but what can you expect from someone who puts her kids in a cage.

You ppl kp tkng about this cage thing as if it's unusual for mothers to do that.
I think I gotta tk t my mum...

Dale's Mother's Sensitive Boy

 

[Terran]

This is Dale Emery's mother. Can we please stop all of the disenvoweling on the forum? Dale's a sensitive boy.

Signed,
Dale's Mother

Ohhh yous in trouble now buddy.......

 

[Shweta]

Speaking of April Fools jokes, I think this thread has gotten rather out of hand.
Closing it, and I hope no innocent new members were hurt!