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[Haggis]

GAH! No! No!

I was just reaching my stride as a poet.

This is wrong. This is so wrong.














Wait.

Animals?

You don't suppose there'd be any...sheep...do you?

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You'd abandon Mindy for a... sheep!? And lose out on my being your mother-in-law?!?

 

[SpookyWriter]

You'd abandon Mindy for a... sheep!? And lose out on my being your mother-in-law?!?

Do I want to know how this got started?

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

I don't think so.

 

[SpookyWriter]

Okay then, I'm off to eat a cold porkchop.

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Didn't come from Haggis' last girlfriend, did it?

 

[Cassiopeia]

Oh that I were my kittens,
I'd lazily nap,
On the couch,
Snuggled in folds of blankets.​

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Y'know... this farm life... ain't so bad. Quiet... peaceful... pretty scenery... I like it here.

When's breakfast?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

*loads Glock*

Ham or chicken?

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

You can't shoot Haggis for breakfast!

How 'bout steak?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Well, I can pound a stake through his heart...but that didn't work last time.

 

[Unique]

It won't work this time either.

 

[cray]

 

[Haggis]

Here.

*hands dead rooster to OFG*

Cook him up.

That's one SOB who won't be waking me up at four o'freaking clock any more.

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

 

[awatkins]

Ahhh.....

We have company.

Gooooooood......

 

[September skies]

Here.

*hands dead rooster to OFG*

Cook him up.

That's one SOB who won't be waking me up at four o'freaking clock any more.

Eeeek! After reading the post, I was about to say that Haggis hasn't changed a bit and then I saw his avatar! What happened to the sweet (but conniving just the same) ferret?

I like "farm" life - or think I would. I always wished I lived on a farm. (minus the hard work)

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Here.

*hands dead rooster to OFG*

Cook him up.

That's one SOB who won't be waking me up at four o'freaking clock any more.

Um...has anyone seen KTC?

 

[Haggis]

Eeeek! After reading the post, I was about to say that Haggis hasn't changed a bit and then I saw his avatar! What happened to the sweet (but conniving just the same) ferret?

Ferret? FERRET? Does this look like a ferret to you?

Ahhh.....

We have company.

Gooooooood......

Good. Good. More poultry.

 

[Haggis]

Um...has anyone seen KFC?

 

[awatkins]

Good. Good. More poultry.

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

And here I thought the country was soooooo quiet and peaceful...

 

[Haggis]

And here I thought the country was soooooo quiet and peaceful...

It will be, once I turn awatkins in to the Animal Cops for harboring illegal parrots.

 

[awatkins]

And here I thought the country was soooooo quiet and peaceful...

But...but...that yapping. It was disturbing the wildlife. I had to do something.

Wait. Sorry. What I meant to say was, "Welcome! Welcome to the country!"

*cue banjo*

 

[awatkins]

It will be, once I turn awatkins in to the Animal Cops for harboring illegal parrots.

Ahem. Please reread my custom title.