Who Is Al B. Tross?

Al B. Tross · Feb 12, 2005

:Smack: Kinda makes you wonder...

Richard · Feb 13, 2005

I think he hung around my neck once. Hurrah for laser surgery!

Uncarved · Feb 13, 2005

hmmm my experience was different

I thought I was meeting Al B Sure for dinner, turned out to be Al B Tross. Horrid disappointment.

tina

Alphabeter · Feb 13, 2005

I thought they were Travis Tea's cousin. The one who told Travis that PA would gladly publish his book for free.

Andrea

Richard · Feb 13, 2005

No, that was his second cousin twice-removed, Al B Damned.

Uncarved · Feb 13, 2005

wrong again

That was Al B Core

you remember him, always smelled bad and was a bit fishy?

CaoPaux · Feb 13, 2005

Ha!

I thought he skipped town with his nephew, Al B Seeinya.

Sher2 · Feb 13, 2005

CaoPaux said:
I thought he skipped town with his nephew, Al B Seeinya.

His uncle, Al B Asunofagun, is hot on their trail, I hear.

Uncarved · Feb 13, 2005

his daddy, Al B Itchy, sure did have a thing for them ladies of the evening though...

Richard · Feb 13, 2005

I remember him! He was best friends with Al E. Moany. Miserable guy, especially after the divorces.

CACTUSWENDY · Feb 14, 2005

you guys are so funny........something i have noticed...
i always thought writers were boring...depressed....drunks....drug users...etc....etc....but this site has opened my eyes......(what ever happened to the good 'ol days?)
i can not put away the sleeping pills....and flush the booze down the drain....(not sure what to do about the being a bore part)...i will move my walker closer to the screen...slap on my wig....jam my teeth in my mouth...turn up the hearing aid....and check my depends and go on and keep learning what fine, fine, fine folks are here......
:poke:

....Wendy~~

Uncarved · Feb 14, 2005

wtg wendy

I'd hate to have had to say...

Al B Seeingya

Richard · Feb 14, 2005

It's Valentine's day, so we'd better sort out some flowers for Al G. Non.

Uncarved · Feb 14, 2005

oh bravo good man bravo

Yes... you deserve a biscuit and tea for that one.

Al Go Getit.

Richard · Feb 14, 2005

Cool, I'll enjoy them when I take that trip on the canal with ol' Al E. Mentary.

Uncarved · Feb 14, 2005

keep it up...

... and Al B Joiningyou.

DaveKuzminski · Feb 14, 2005

I hope none of these folks you're mentioning are related to the notorious Al Gebra who masterminded Weapons of Math Destruction for an infamous terrorist organization.

CaoPaux · Feb 14, 2005

Is he related to Al E. Cat, the notorious philanderer?

Uncarved · Feb 14, 2005

lying pond scum

I remember that when I was in school they told me that Al Gebra was a bunch of letters that were really numbers....... lying pond scum... someone should write a book...

Sher2 · Feb 14, 2005

tinasamuels said:
... lying pond scum... someone should write a book...

Pssst! I know where you can get it published, no questions asked.

Uncarved · Feb 14, 2005

yessssssssss

and it will resonate through the equations....

Sher2 · Feb 14, 2005

tinasamuels said:
and it will resonate through the equations....

Oh, you know it! It will resonate from sea to shining sea and fit all the equations and theorems like a glove. It'll only cost you $29, too. Al Gowithum. Not!

Uncarved · Feb 14, 2005

oh sherry

surely you meant:

Al Gorithm

Math humour...it's what's for geeks

Sher2 · Feb 14, 2005

tinasamuels said:
surely you meant:

Al Gorithm Math humour...it's what's for geeks

Do not take that tone with us. We will expect your immediate apology for your dramatic escapade. Thank you and don't hesitate to contact me by e-mail only (no phone calls, ever) if I can be of your further assistance.

Oh, wait. I've lost my mind, finally. My name is not... Oh, hell, I can't remember. Al B Back. :partyguy:

Richard · Feb 14, 2005

Take a trip to that nice holiday resort. Oh, where is it? Ask Al B. Kirky.

Who Is Al B. Tross?

Al B. Tross

13th Triskaidekaphobe

I aim to misbehave

Player of the Letters

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I aim to misbehave

Mostly Harmless

Auroraless ExPAtriate

I aim to misbehave

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An old, sappy, and happy one.

I aim to misbehave

13th Triskaidekaphobe

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13th Triskaidekaphobe

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Preditors & Editors

Mostly Harmless

I aim to misbehave

Auroraless ExPAtriate

I aim to misbehave

Auroraless ExPAtriate

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Auroraless ExPAtriate

13th Triskaidekaphobe