The retailers have published their early holiday season sales reports. Here are the Top Ten Worst Selling Christmas Presents so far this year.
10) Bits of string
9) Tickle-me-where-you’re-not-supposed-to-Elmo
8) The cousin of the Spork: The Spife!
7) Suzie Pukes-a-lot
6) Halfa Hoop
5) Custody battle subpoena
4) Hungry Hungry Hobo
3) Bratz Drunken Bachelorette Party Limo
2) Lego ‘Rebuilding Baghdad’ Set
1) Rabies
Add to the list! Give that funnybone some exercise.
10) Bits of string
9) Tickle-me-where-you’re-not-supposed-to-Elmo
8) The cousin of the Spork: The Spife!
7) Suzie Pukes-a-lot
6) Halfa Hoop
5) Custody battle subpoena
4) Hungry Hungry Hobo
3) Bratz Drunken Bachelorette Party Limo
2) Lego ‘Rebuilding Baghdad’ Set
1) Rabies
Add to the list! Give that funnybone some exercise.