Trump suspends campaign, endorses Clinton

can't see this thread stumbling very far today.

Oh, crap. Now that Trump is out I have no choice but to throw my full support behind Bernie.

Gregg said:

Oh, crap. Now that Trump is out I have no choice but to throw my full support behind Bernie.

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I can never tell the two of them apart anyway.

*squints*

Don? Is that you?

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Trump really cleans up well with a bit of makeup.

Albedo said:

Trump really looks different with a bit of makeup.

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FIFY

C'mon. Trumpton up there would easily be in the top 33% of world leaders by hotness.

While reporters tried to reach out to the new presumed front leader, Ted Cruz, for comment, as of press time, he could not be reached. However, a sign on the window of his campaign headquarters read "BRB - DECIDED TO GO JOIN ISIS". A spokesperson for Cruz said the senator "finally realized if he was serious about pissing off as many Muslims as possible, threats about taking unconstitutional actions against their communities just wasn't cutting it."

You should have submitted this to The Onion.

Pyekett said:

*squints*

Don? Is that you?

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Is who me?

This just in from the API News Service - Bob Dole, 92 year old former US Senator, Vice Presidential and Presidential candidate, has offered himself as a compromise candidate if the GOP Convention is deadlocked. Asked to explain his reasoning he muttered: "Well, my wife might be older than Mrs Cruz and Mrs Trump but she's still pretty damn hot."

Cyia said:

You should have submitted this to The Onion.

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I wonder if we should go to The Onion for real breaking news today.

Gregg said:

This just in from the API News Service - Bob Dole, 92 year old former US Senator, Vice Presidential and Presidential candidate, has offered himself as a compromise candidate if the GOP Convention is deadlocked. Asked to explain his reasoning he muttered: "Well, my wife might be older than Mrs Cruz and Mrs Trump but she's still pretty damn hot."

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The really scary thing is that he seems like a reasonable option compared to the current front runners.

Such a pity Clinton pulled out of the race immediately after Trump's endorsement to fulfil her lifelong dream of opening a chain of bakeries.

Don said:

Is who me?

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Not the candidate, god forbid. The post above mine:

Introversion said:

I can never tell the two of them apart anyway.

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will Billery and Trump be vying for Mayor of New York City next go-around?

And now, all the rest of the major party candidates follow Trump. It's Gary Johnson vs. Jill Stein in November!

I was just reading the news of Trump suspending, Ted Cruz is considering suspension also. Hillary is apparently threatening to expose the Trump/Cruz/Clinton three-way they had. At this time, she was not clear if the Clinton involved was her or Bill.

they are separable?

PorterStarrByrd said:

they are separable?

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Sure, bring cold water

won't the EPA intervene