With or without cuticles?

cuticles?

cute + icicles

Getting a manicure today Robieae? That's so metro-sexy!

I voted...your a cuticle 'cuz I think fat red cats wearing glasses are cute.

I remember when I first got with my ex-wife and we were dating was when I'd first heard the word "cuticle" (which I thought she was saying "cubicle", but that's another story of itself).

So, she lifted my hands and said "You could use some work on your cuticles." I just kind of laughed it off at the time, but later that night I went home and I was looking at them and I thought to myself "Hmmm, you know? I COULD do this. This is pretty simple and she might like it."

So, I went to work on them. I didn't have a file or anything, I just used my fingernails and my teeth, and like 2 grueling hours later I was done...and my fingers were a bloody mess.

I showed them to her the next day and she gasped at first and asked me what happened and I told her and she burst into laughter like ten minutes and made fun of me for weeks, showing everybody we came into contact with what I had done.

No more cuticle work for me, thanks.

James will not be opening a salon in the near future.

I'd prefer without but my husband has them and it'd be weird to see him all groomed and what not.

C.bronco said:

James will not be opening a salon in the near future.

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lol

Maybe on the page I will. "The Cuticles From Hell"

How's this for a plotline?

A woman is kidnapped and tortured for weeks on end and the only part of the kidnapper she manages to see is his hands, which have mangled fingers from poor cuticle maintenance. So, after narrowly escaping, she begins an investigatiion among the people in the city, looking for those hands that haunt her dreams.

Why would you even think about cuticles when you're considering a mate?

I mean, if cuticles are a deal breaker I think there are bigger problems in the relationship.

My wife works in a classroom, but if she worked in a cuticle I'd be fine with that. As long as she still got Dental, of course.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Why would you even think about cuticles when you're considering a mate?

I mean, if cuticles are a deal breaker I think there are bigger problems in the relationship.

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I once went on a blind date and the first thing I saw after we said hello were his mangled, bitten cuticles & nails. I almost turned around right then but didn't think 'nasty manicure' would be a good enough reason to send him on his way. I almost vomited when he tried to hold my hand.

*shudder. pukes in mouth a little*

I've almost broken that habit. They don't bleed as much now.

Hold my hand?

Do you have gloves with you?

I have some driver's gloves in the car.

You have to drive, my hubby took the car today. I'm a couple thousand miles from you so you'll be here ... *checks calendar* ... Sunday? No, that doesn't work for me. Monday?

Hey, we could go hang out in Tijuana and hold hands. I haven't been there in 31 years.

It's been 28 for me.

ETA: Actually I've been there twice, so 26.

eggplant.

Actually I prefer zuchini.

And squash is good. I like a good acorn squash, cut in half, with butter, brown sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg, and baked in the oven. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Here the only squash we have is calabacitas. Makes me giggle.

*giggle*