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Old 01-22-2007, 10:50 PM   #1
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I couldn't bring myself to delete the whole thread, so I'm just editing this OP. Damn you, PeeDee and Carrie and giftedrhonda, for being so entertaining!
 
Old 01-22-2007, 10:55 PM   #2
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Hi, Fabiana, welcome to the forums!

I think that your bolding of certain parts of your story is a little distracting, and perhaps it should be in the Share Your Work area instead?

Anyway, we'll give it a shot. I thought it was really good toward the ending, but your beginning dragged. And watch those adverbs!
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Remember, folks, PAPPYOXILHYDROMELATHENASCORICEALAMEDALINARIN is a valid alternative to this wimpy medication! PAPPYOXILHYDROMELATHENASCORICEALAMEDALINARIN will not only solve all of your medical problems, it is guaranteed to stop terrorists and make you more patriotic.

BUT! If you order a lifetime supply (two years) in the next ten minutes, we'll include the GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL for FREE! That's right! FOR FREE! CALL NOW!
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Hi, Spammer, welcome to the free online community you joined where you posted your SPAM and expected us to click your links! Luckily, we have a "report post" feature. Bye!
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.....You report all my fun. Hmph.
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WTF? That was weird.
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Old 01-22-2007, 10:58 PM   #7
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WTF? That was weird.
Now, now. Just because you're not that kind of writer doesn't mean you should put them down. Maybe they're having real life issues. We should be more sensetive. You don't want to be a negative member of this community, do you? I thought not. Because then you'd be a loser.
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I feel skinnier and healthier just reading it! And my back pain is gone!
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Now, now. Just because you're not that kind of writer doesn't mean you should put them down. Maybe they're having real life issues. We should be more sensetive. You don't want to be a negative member of this community, do you? I thought not. Because then you'd be a loser.
HAHHAAHHAHHAAA

You wouldn't talk that way if you took their meds.
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Reading about PAPPYOXILHYDROMELATHENASCORICEALAMEDALINARIN again gave me a stiffy. What do I do NOW!?
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Wait 4 hours, then call your doctor! And all your neighbors! They'll be insanely jealous!
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Fabiana, I'm sorry everyone is so mean to you. I wish they were nicer. I've complained about it lots, and they never listen. But hey, you're my best buddy, mmkay?

Give me the pills.
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WOW!!! My penis has enlarged!!!! I didn't even know I HAD one!!!!!
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WOW!!! My penis has enlarged!!!! I didn't even know I HAD one!!!!!
That's great, but my cat just fell off. Is that natural?
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It's normal. Read the little insert that came with the pills. Nothing to worry about.
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I'm going to see if I can pee standing up now.
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With my lower back pain, I can't lift the little insert that came wiht the pills. If only I had something to take away this pain and maybe get the piece of shrapnel out of my back, from when the little boy stuck a piece of glass in me when I turned away after feeding him and I was leaving the basement.

If only there were SOMETHING to ease my suffering....
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I'm going to see if I can pee standing up now.
Thanks to the pill, all I hit is the roof.

(ceiling, you mean?)

(No, I meant roof.)
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I'm telling you, dude, these pills are MAGIC. They're the KEYS to a BETTER LIFE.
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Where are the reliable testimonials!? Where is the doctor telling me about them!?
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All the time I've wasted sitting down to pee! Well NO MORE! Thanks to the drugs in the OP!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1
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Where are the reliable testimonials!? Where is the doctor telling me about them!?
I'm not a doctor, but I'll put on this official looking lab coat and even put this here stethoscope (heart listeny thingy) around my neck!
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What the........it's got animal phermones in it......there are MOOSE scratching at my door!!!! QUICK, stiffy, UNDER THE COUCH!!
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Lean a little closer and I'll show you my syringe. *wink wink* It's NEW!
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