yeah, i was going to suggest some form of editing, but that seems covered in the post. maybe you should stay in college and collect another useful degree, like 'philosophy', lol. j/k. actually, with a degree, that's a pretty good credential if you want to be a novel proofreader, eh? that's something you can do on the side, don't have to have a boss so you can measure your commute to work with a yardstick, do in your underwear with drinking captain morgan's, and cash in pretty easy paychecks.
or you can work in a factory. nah.
ever thought about a life of crime?
dancing?
picking up cans on the side of the road?
re-write a thousand 'humour' articles and sell them to a newspaper, because they eat that crap up?
'website developer.' that one always cracks me up. that's not far from saying, 'i don't have a real job, but yet it's barely legitimate enough to keep my g/f from harping on my constant poverty.'
operate a huge on-line business out of your closet. helloooo, ebay.
write a book titled, 'the art of poverty.'
say your professor sexually harassed you, sue the university.
put the cocaine back in coke.
breed dogs.
open a cake store. when you're making half a G on wedding cakes, you'll forget all about that writing thing. and, hey, you still get to write 'happy whatever', so, you know, you're *still* writing....
be a critic.
put on a business suit, walk into a chinese retaurant, and tell them you're the health inspector. tell them you're there because there's been several complaints about cockroaches (cockroaches love chinese food). they'll bribe ya, trust me.
go through a mcdonald's drive thru during rush hour. order a water. the first window operator won't be able to collect any money (water's free), but won't have time to get it themselves. water also doesn't show up on their order thingies. pull up to next window and collect whatever food the guy behind you has already paid for. it's pot-luck, but free. sell food at discounted prices to homeless people. laugh at how much chaos you've just created. repeat until arrested.
sell 'authentic celebrity bath water.' you say you'd drink britney spears' dirty bath water? prove it.
tell fortunes. no skill required as long as you say, 'for entertainment purposes only.'
baby-sit.
sell gravestone insurance.
be a secret shopper or undercover store detective.
write a diet book. people are stoopid for those.
invent a backpack with wheels. (actually, that's not a bad idea if they already don't have those.)
open a porn site.
wash cars in a bikini.
two words: 'oiled boob rubdowns.' okay, that's three words, but we're not shooting for the stars here, are we?
mow lawns.
design a scrotum-friendly razor so i don't keep using my wife's lady gillette (shh, don't tell).
be a private investigator.
buy junk at garage sales and sell them for twice the price at flea markets (hey, don't laugh, i don't know how many thousands of dollars i've made this way).
clean houses. seriously. people will pay big bucks for that stuff.
'landscape.' of course, you shouldn't be afraid of real work.
learn spanish. again, trust me on this one. just learn spanish and you can write your own paycheck.
start a viable third political party. call it 'the american freedom' party. accept donations.
sell girl scout cookie rip-offs. these people's taste buds are so dead by now they won't know the difference, anyway.
take ordinary items, put a fancy package around them, and ask a ridiculous amount of money in hopes some sucker with too much money buys it.
become robin hood.
steal lawn furniture/grills, sell on ebay.
open a church. accept donations. open a website. claim that for just $19.95, you can put your hands on your monitor and you'll send them the power of gawd and fulfill their wishes. 'for entertainment purposes only.'
offer to chew other people's fingernails.
learn to make curtains, sell for outrageous sums of money. use cheapest materials available. claim to make best curtains in the world.
walk into a trendy nightclub and claim to be royalty. use bad accent. say you forgot purse/wallet and need cab fare back to homeland. (helps if you're very attractive.)
find osama.
start 'philosophy students against terrorists' campaign. accept donations.
move to sweden, claim to be an artist.
do you really *need* two kidneys?