Cassiopeia's House of Pain for Recovering Rep Addicts

SpookyWriter said:

I feel a spanky is needed. I'm bad .

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Dear Lord, Spookey,

How many times do I have to tell you that it is OVER between us.

No, I am not going to spank you.

Let go of my ankle and stop drooling on my pedicure.

***tosses Spookey a wad of 20's***

Just go get yourself a drink...get a dozen...
just stop begging.....

please???

Spooky, have you been bad again? If I were 30 years younger, I might take you up on that offer. I miss being able to give you a rp. You don't have that scaly thing since you self-banned yourself. Guess you're up to naughty things, huh.

*beckons Spooky to come to her*

"So, I have a House of Pain do I?" Her face fills with malice. "I will teach you to mock me."

*The sound of Spooky being drug behind a curtain by Bart echoes throughout the quiet halls of AW*

"Bart, let's show Spooky JUST what kind of pain we use on miscreant and malcontents such as him."

*Bart mutters*

"What? Go look the words up for crying out loud. Do I look like dictionary.com to you?"

*Glances back at Spookywriter now strapped to a gurney.

"So," *holds up end of electrode* "Where was I?"*steps closer to her victim*

"muffle muffle" Spooky squeals and struggles to be understood.

*Cassiopeia pulls the duct tape off Spooky's mouth, slowly while inflicting as much pain as possible*

"Yes? You had something to say?"

*She smiles as Spooky's voice raises two pitches higher than normal*

"Wait! You are supposed to be all sweet and kind!"

"Am I? *She ponders* "Perhaps, nothing really is as it seems? What do you think?

*Spooky's eyes widen as she steps closer to him and grazes the side of the gurney with the electrode sending sparks flying*

"I think you should not use that on me. " He screams as the first shock goes through his nether regions. "P--PLEASE, don't do that!"

"Oh dear, oh dear. Begging Spookster? I thought you braver than this."

*The clicking of stiletto heels are heard as Jaycinth approaches.*

Cassiopeia glances back at Spooky and quickly tapes his mouth again. She tosses the zappy thingy to Bart and turns just in time to see the Boss walk in.

"LOOK! Jaycinth! Someone is torturing Spooky!"

Spooky, thinking he is saved, looks to the Moderator for rescue.

Cassiopeia and Jaycinth look each other.

*Peels of laughter fill the room*

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SpookyWriter said:

Hi Susie, but I think if you were thirty years younger I'd get arrested.

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Great reply!

SpookyWriter said:

To those house of pain. Who's next?

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Stands next to Spooky holding the zappy thingy. Who's turn?

Cassiopeia said:

Stands next to Spooky holding the zappy thingy. Who's turn?

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I like the zappy thing. It tickles.

In a good way.

JeanneTGC said:

I like the zappy thing. It tickles.

In a good way.

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Clearly...

*motions to Bart*

We need to crank up the voltage.

*stops Bart*

I said volts not amps, Bart.

*listens to Bart complain*

Yes, yes, Bart, I know what SHE did to you. But I really don't think she meant it to hurt. I think she was being...well you know...affectionate.

*turns to Jeanne*

You OWE me.

Cassiopeia said:

Clearly...

*motions to Bart*

We need to crank up the voltage.

*stops Bart*

I said volts not amps, Bart.

*listens to Bart complain*

Yes, yes, Bart, I know what SHE did to you. But I really don't think she meant it to hurt. I think she was being...well you know...affectionate.

*turns to Jeanne*

You OWE me.

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*sound of beep*

I'm sorry that Jeanne's not here to accept the charges. She's out zapping a variety of males, starting with Bart, hitting Spooky somewhere in there, and undoubtedly ending with RT, since she likes to see all his hair stand on end. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep and Jeanne will be happy to add you onto her Zap List. Thank you, and have a pleasantly electrocuted day.

BEEEEEEP

JeanneTGC said:

*sound of beep*

I'm sorry that Jeanne's not here to accept the charges. She's out zapping a variety of males, starting with Bart, hitting Spooky somewhere in there, and undoubtedly ending with RT, since she likes to see all his hair stand on end. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep and Jeanne will be happy to add you onto her Zap List. Thank you, and have a pleasantly electrocuted day.

BEEEEEEP

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Jeez! Finally got her on staff...my job is going to get much easier from now on!

Cassiopeia said:

Jeez! Finally got her on staff...my job is going to get much easier from now on!

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You only had to ask...

And offer that great signing bonus.

Hmm... I don't think I post in this thread enough. Jeanne referred me over here from one of the other rep whoring threads.

Azraelsbane said:

Hmm... I don't think I post in this thread enough. Jeanne referred me over here from one of the other rep whoring threads.

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Wrong Cassiopeia House of Recovery for rep addicts thread. This one is painful, you never get reps and you just get beat up.

***Beats up everybody and leaves***

**no, do not ask me what the leaves did. They did it. That is enough.***

What's happened to this thread? Did all the masochists leave or something?

*waits quietly for the scatterbug to discover the dangerous mistake she has made*

*swings through on a rope, snags ab, secures her in my baby bjorn, swings out of thread*

cray said:

*swings through on a rope, snags ab, secures her in my baby bjorn, swings out of thread*

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My hero!!! Just in time!!!

Nanner nanner nanner Cass & LG. Take me to the caberet honey! Next round is on me!

I will get you yet, my pretty. Don't you worry. I will.

Cassiopeia said:

I will get you yet, my pretty. Don't you worry. I will.

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Wait ... how'd I miss out on THIS opportunity.

Why lookie who's here.

*rubs hands together*

Oh wait, I should be a bit more mysterious I think. Can't give away the plot so soon.