The Great Big AW Caption Competition

clockwork · Jan 30, 2007

What on earth is going on here?

Suggest your caption below. Once we've laughed off our collective asses, a new picture can be posted.

Tally ho for comedy!

William Haskins · Jan 30, 2007

2006 "point to your cataract" champions earl and mabel snidely show off their skills.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 30, 2007

Gunther 'snappy dresser' Cromer and his wife, 'Horizontal Stripe' Helga, recount the great suspender disaster of 1938, when Abe's braces suddenly let loose during a passionate embrace, causing each to be struck in one eye.

Meerkat · Jan 30, 2007

prehistoric birds

alleycat · Jan 30, 2007

With little else to occupy their time, Wally and Thelma often play the game "Let's poke our eye out".

Serenity · Jan 30, 2007

"I get to wear the glass eye today, you had it yesterday!"

"No, it's my turn to wear it!"

TsukiRyoko · Jan 30, 2007

Old Lady- "Well, you see, my husband was in the war and lost both eye balls in a terribly gory pencil throwing accident"

Old Man- "But luckily, my wife here had both eye balls, and gladly lended me her left one. In order keep the empty socket from getting infected, we have to rub triple antibiotic ointment into the membranes."

Old Lady- "You senile fart, I'm not your wife! I'm your sister!"

Old Man- "Then was were you doing to me with your empty eye socket last night? I could have sworn you- ohhhhhhh...."

Old Lady- "....Ahem.... Er, deary, what a lovely Persian rug we have!"

Old Man-"That's not Persian."

Old Lady- "That's it, I've had it!" *jabs old man in empty eye socket*

robeiae · Jan 30, 2007

"You have to really dig in from the side, Earl. Otherwise, it won't make that great popping sound when it comes out."

kristie911 · Jan 30, 2007

Bill and Maude practiced every day but they just couldn't get the hang of the Macarana.

Meerkat · Jan 30, 2007

Sit down son, your mother and I have something to tell you. You know, we have really regretted having you, ever since you were just a gleam in our....well, right here:

alleycat · Jan 30, 2007

Unfortunately, the elderly couple failed miserably when asked to take a field sobriety test.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 30, 2007

Police report that a small dog, possibly a chihuahua wielding a syringe, attacked two elderly AW mods yesterday, nearly blinding them in one eye. Be on the lookout for this villain. A reward is offered for its capture and forced neutering.

Unique · Jan 30, 2007

Damn arthritis. It's just not the same flipping them off with your index finger.

TsukiRyoko · Jan 30, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Police report that a small dog, possibly a chihuahua wielding a syringe, attacked two elderly AW mods yesterday, nearly blinding them in one eye. Be on the lookout for this villain. A reward is offered for its capture and forced neutering.

I am amatuer neuter-ist. I've already neutered Bart, Spooky, Alan, and Spork.

tourdeforce · Jan 30, 2007

Despite the product description, even Jerry didn't believe the bookends would actually be life-size.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 30, 2007

TsukiRyoko said:
I am amatuer neuter-ist. I've already neutered Bart, Spooky, Alan, and Spork.

Ready to move up to the 'big league', are you? :ROFL:

wm_bookworm · Jan 30, 2007

Edgar and Edna Garfunkle (above) have started the latest craze to hit the playground. It is a new rendition of Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes. However, as they gladly demonstrate, the kids always seem to poke themselves when they get to Eye.

TsukiRyoko · Jan 30, 2007

Rllgthunder said:
Ready to move up to the 'big league', are you?

Oh my yes. I'm so tired of small jobs

alleycat · Jan 30, 2007

George Brumlett and his wife Georgina practice for their new jobs as umpires for Major League Baseball.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 30, 2007

Octogenarians and super glue. A bad combination or trendy new fad?

aadams73 · Jan 30, 2007

Gerturde and Arthur: keeping one eye on the porn industry.

JIMBOS · Jan 30, 2007

We only did it till we needed glasses!

alleycat · Jan 30, 2007

Bill and Grace practice for their upcoming eye exam at the DMV.

Carrie in PA · Jan 30, 2007

You jab your fingers in, you pull your fingers out!
You jab your fingers in and you rub them all about,
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about!

MidnightMuse · Jan 30, 2007

"Then Ethel said: Well it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Turns out she was right."

The Great Big AW Caption Competition

In the zone...

poet

Claims the loan was a gift

Still around

NCIS...

Forced into cell phone life

Touch and go

Happy to be here

Claims the loan was a gift

Still around

Agent of Doom

Forced into cell phone life

Forced into cell phone life

Still around

A Work in Progress

Still around

Write All The Words!

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