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In the zone...
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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The Great Big AW Caption Competition
What on earth is going on here?
![]() Suggest your caption below. Once we've laughed off our collective asses, a new picture can be posted. Tally ho for comedy! |
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there's no more room in hell, boys
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: ain't a plot of ground to keep a dead man down
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2006 "point to your cataract" champions earl and mabel snidely show off their skills.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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![]() Gunther 'snappy dresser' Cromer and his wife, 'Horizontal Stripe' Helga, recount the great suspender disaster of 1938, when Abe's braces suddenly let loose during a passionate embrace, causing each to be struck in one eye. |
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Claims the loan was a gift
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: "site, place, position" --Roget's Thesaurus
Posts: 3,600
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prehistoric birds
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I am innocent of all charges.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Tennessee
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With little else to occupy their time, Wally and Thelma often play the game "Let's poke our eye out".
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NCIS...
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: ...cause sometimes you just need a slap on the head. :)
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"I get to wear the glass eye today, you had it yesterday!"
"No, it's my turn to wear it!"
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I'm not so good at the advice thing. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? |
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Forced into cell phone life
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: West Vir-freaking-ginia
Posts: 2,723
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Old Lady- "Well, you see, my husband was in the war and lost both eye balls in a terribly gory pencil throwing accident"
Old Man- "But luckily, my wife here had both eye balls, and gladly lended me her left one. In order keep the empty socket from getting infected, we have to rub triple antibiotic ointment into the membranes." Old Lady- "You senile fart, I'm not your wife! I'm your sister!" Old Man- "Then was were you doing to me with your empty eye socket last night? I could have sworn you- ohhhhhhh...." Old Lady- "....Ahem.... Er, deary, what a lovely Persian rug we have!" Old Man-"That's not Persian." Old Lady- "That's it, I've had it!" *jabs old man in empty eye socket*
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RIP Anthony Shane Taylor. You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
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"You have to really dig in from the side, Earl. Otherwise, it won't make that great popping sound when it comes out."
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Happy to be here
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: my own little world
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Bill and Maude practiced every day but they just couldn't get the hang of the Macarana.
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Claims the loan was a gift
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: "site, place, position" --Roget's Thesaurus
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Sit down son, your mother and I have something to tell you. You know, we have really regretted having you, ever since you were just a gleam in our....well, right here:
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I am innocent of all charges.
AW Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Tennessee
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Unfortunately, the elderly couple failed miserably when asked to take a field sobriety test.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Police report that a small dog, possibly a chihuahua wielding a syringe, attacked two elderly AW mods yesterday, nearly blinding them in one eye. Be on the lookout for this villain. A reward is offered for its capture and forced neutering.
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Agent of Doom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Outer Limits
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Damn arthritis. It's just not the same flipping them off with your index finger.
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Forced into cell phone life
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: West Vir-freaking-ginia
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I am amatuer neuter-ist. I've already neutered Bart, Spooky, Alan, and Spork.
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RIP Anthony Shane Taylor. You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Quote:
Despite the product description, even Jerry didn't believe the bookends would actually be life-size. |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Des Moines, IA
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Edgar and Edna Garfunkle (above) have started the latest craze to hit the playground. It is a new rendition of Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes. However, as they gladly demonstrate, the kids always seem to poke themselves when they get to Eye.
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Forced into cell phone life
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: West Vir-freaking-ginia
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Oh my yes. I'm so tired of small jobs
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RIP Anthony Shane Taylor. You will be loved and missed. I will never forget the tragic morning of Oct. 11, nor the many amazing times we spent together. You were one in a million and a great friend to many. Whatever's on the other side will treat you very well, and I know that someday I'll get the chance to see that shit eating grinning of yours again.
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I am innocent of all charges.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Tennessee
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George Brumlett and his wife Georgina practice for their new jobs as umpires for Major League Baseball.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Octogenarians and super glue. A bad combination or trendy new fad?
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A Work in Progress
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Oregon
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Gerturde and Arthur: keeping one eye on the porn industry.
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: WOOD RIVER ILLINOIS
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We only did it till we needed glasses!
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I am innocent of all charges.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Bill and Grace practice for their upcoming eye exam at the DMV.
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Back on Track
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: in my own little world
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You jab your fingers in, you pull your fingers out!
You jab your fingers in and you rub them all about, Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, That's what it's all about!
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Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
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"Then Ethel said: Well it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Turns out she was right."
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