- If you love words, think of a different career.
- "Active verbage" is your new mantra.
- Come into a scene AFTER it's started.
- Leave a scene BEFORE it's ended.
- Nobody really wants to steal your idea, but register your script anyway.
- Your first script will suck.
- You won't realize how much your first script sucks until at best, your third script.
- No matter how bad your first script, it's all loam for what follows. And the most fertile loam is ****.
- Supposedly the easiest spec script to sell is horror. Even a low budget horror will make its money back on DVD.
- Don't EVER pay to have someone read your script. OK, there are script coverage places that are perhaps not quite bogus, but you'd be better working a network of contacts and getting feedback there. And if you know and respect the people giving you feedback, it's priceless.
- NEVER direct from the page. You're writing a script to sell, not a script to be filmed. There's a big difference and you might not even write the filming script to your sold script.
- Never watch a movie and think, "JEEZ! Who wrote this? A trained monkey could do better! I KNOW I could." See the tip above. The script that someone bought was deemed good enough to have people put up a chunk of money (and even a low-budget movie is generally a chunk of money) - what happens after producers, directors, actors, other writers, producers' wives, directors of photography, craft service guys, agents and managers, is a whole different story.
- Your baby will get savagely mauled. And that's if you sell. Best way to look at it, is like a teenager. You gave birth, you raised it, made it the best it could be, now it's out on its own and has to look after itself.
- Someone ALWAYS thinks that if you just made this one change, it would really make the script work. They are usually wrong, but if they sign the check....
- This is a business. Never forget that. You can be as artistic as you want, but the people with teh money are business people.
- If you get lucky, cash the check, smile and move on.
- This is a business. Didn't forget that, did ya?