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Lagrangian
Join Date: Nov 2008
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I just came back from THAT side of YouTube
It started with the world's biggest pimple, then I progressed into videos of cyst excision (some of which seemed to be home-surgery, didn't seem the brightest idea to me), to ear wax removal, to a killer cat scratch, to a flesh-eating spider bite, and then into various parasite living inside the body, which was capped by the type that live and move around the brain and skull (thank you so much for those experiences AnimalPlanet).
And finally I ended my foray with a milkshake involving seven processed ice cream sandwiches. So, yeah, my skin is crawling. I'm going to try to sleep now. This will not end well . . .
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Geekzilla
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You went to the weird part of YouTube and survived.
That is a rite of passage everyone who visits there goes through.
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Lagrangian
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Not my first visit to the freaky part of YouTube, but definitely the longest.
I think the total time was somewhere around 45 minutes to an hour.
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Geekzilla
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Pfft. That's a sojourn at best. A brief visitation.
Come back and brag when you hit the 48 hour mark.
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
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Goethe, Wind in His Hair
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There are plenty of things on YouTube that can completely kill a craving for ice cream.
Maryn, who's seen them |
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Lagrangian
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practical experience, FTW
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I must confess, though, that I was stuck on the Will It Blend page for hours on end. The Justin Beiber episode made me laugh so hard I thought I might puke. |
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That has been noted a few times here. Mostly by me, and mostly in the Cantina, where people seem determined to sell me on the idea of visiting Australia. I've seen what lives there - nobody's gonna convince me I'll get out alive...
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
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I feel so deprived...
Ewe! I've never looked for any of this stuff. Makes me wonder why.
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
Join Date: Sep 2009
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Just don't go anywhere with long grass (snakes). Or in the ocean (sharks and jellyfish). Or to the bathroom (spiders). Hmm. Better stay in the airport...
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I once read a book where a character said, "Sanity so often consists of knowing what not to think about."
I have a similar instinct about what not to look at on the internet. The last time I screwed up was several years ago and involved a video of a man who had injected his penis full of saline (or something) until it was as big as a guinea pig and rolled around on his hand like a water-balloon on a table top. I think I watched maybe one second's worth of footage before I mashed the back button and started making "distressed Chewbacca" noises. |
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The Anti-Magdalene
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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We're slowly training them to do airport security. It's a little hit and miss so far... A few tourists got their faces eaten.
We don't like to talk about it.
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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It's a dorky day!
Join Date: Aug 2005
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*snort*
Dork. (means I really dig you)
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Back in Oz. Missing France :(
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Speaking as an Australian who survived 53 years in this country and then moved to France, let me just say that Other Countries Don't Do Poisonous Stuff. Frankly - I found it a little freaky. Except for America and the gun thing (also the middle east) the rest of the world is basically harmless. Who knew?
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Australia must really be out to get us then... Frankly, I blame the Mayans.
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Back in Oz. Missing France :(
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Cliff - the world is about to end isn't it? I just missed the date...
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Last I heard, it was scheduled for the 21st of this month.
Which time zone, I have no idea! I mean, the morning of the 21st here is the evening or afternoon of the 20th for everyone else! By the time everyone else is getting stuck into their 21st, we'll be on the 22nd. Frankly, the only way this apocalypse has any chance is if the entire world is inexplicably asleep at the same time. Which isn't a bad way to go, I hear.
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Back in Oz. Missing France :(
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If you want gross but funny at the same time, try watching the Honey Badger.
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Back in Oz. Missing France :(
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Okay, so I guess I'll go with my Sale Ends Thursday placard. And tights.
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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"Buy now, before the zombie alien meteor hits Earth!"
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Lagrangian
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I like to live in cold climates.
Partly for the snow, partly just because I like things a bit chilly, and if the freezing climates is discouraging to creepy-crawly things, well, that's just a bonus. :P
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Mmm, I prefer the cold too. My biggest bug annoyance are the flies in Summer. So annoying!
*throws a snowball at the flies* It was 39C here today, which is 102F. Ack! My snowball melted before it left my hand!
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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