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Old 12-25-2010, 03:28 PM   #1
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You have ten minutes before the planet is vaporised. What would you do?

No sense in running around crazy, so I'd have a pint and a smoke with my wife and cats..... maybe play some Farmville
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Old 12-25-2010, 03:32 PM   #3
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Totally thought you were flouncing. Rushed in .... no flounce. Boo.

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Old 12-25-2010, 03:36 PM   #4
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That's a good one. I might try that, "helping others" stuff
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Old 12-25-2010, 03:38 PM   #5
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Old 12-25-2010, 03:50 PM   #6
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Old 12-25-2010, 03:57 PM   #7
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Ya don't play Farmville?
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Old 12-25-2010, 04:08 PM   #8
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Old 12-25-2010, 05:09 PM   #9
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Old 12-25-2010, 05:11 PM   #10
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Stick on a Being Human DVD and masturbate.

Might as well go out with a fingerbang.
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Old 12-25-2010, 05:28 PM   #11
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I totally thought you were flouncing and am glad you didn't, since you are one of my favorite peeps here.


I would pour myself a cup of flavored coffee, put some whipped cream on the top, call my dog over to me, and love her while I looked out the window at the beauty of nature. I would thank God for the ride, even the lows, and touch my heart to His.

Not too different from today, actually.
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Old 12-25-2010, 05:32 PM   #12
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I was just gonna say that

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Old 12-25-2010, 05:33 PM   #13
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Stick on a Being Human DVD and masturbate.

Might as well go out with a fingerbang.
You know how I feel about perverts in my threads

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Old 12-25-2010, 05:48 PM   #14
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Old 12-25-2010, 05:51 PM   #15
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Old 12-25-2010, 06:10 PM   #16
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Have a shot of the really good rum, grab a towel, stick out thumb, hope for a lift.
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Ten minutes? It's not snowing THAT hard...

We could make signs, go out and protest this outrage! That'll stop 'em.

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