Put. That coffee. Down.

quickWit · Aug 30, 2010

coffee is for closers only.

Williebee · Aug 30, 2010

If I was a smart ass, and Mod of OP?

I'd close this thread right here with a Mod note of "NOW GIVE. ME. MY. COFFEE!"

alas....I've only half.

Cella · Aug 30, 2010

why do I get the feeling that "closer" is something dirty?

cray · Aug 30, 2010

you ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for 12 hours?

quickWit · Aug 30, 2010

you call yourself a salesman, you sonofabitch?

BenPanced · Aug 30, 2010

No! No put coffee down! Coffee loves us, it does!

cray · Aug 30, 2010

you got the memory of a %^&%^ing fly!

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Aug 30, 2010

Williebee said:
If I was a smart ass, and Mod of OP?

I'd close this thread right here with a Mod note of "NOW GIVE. ME. MY. COFFEE!"

If I drank coffee, I would.

Carry on.

quickWit · Aug 30, 2010

Will you go to lunch!

cray · Aug 30, 2010

go to lunch.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Aug 30, 2010

Just got back... :glares at qW and cray:... Why? What're you trying to get by with?

BenPanced · Aug 30, 2010

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
If I drank coffee, I would.

Carry on.

quickWit · Aug 30, 2010

how was the crumbcake?

thewakingself · Aug 30, 2010

Hmm? Oh... from the store.

quickWit · Aug 30, 2010

F*ck her.

cray · Aug 30, 2010

**&^ her.

tee hee. too slow.

i can't think on my feet.

thewakingself · Aug 30, 2010

You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?

quickWit · Aug 30, 2010

You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car.

thewakingself · Aug 30, 2010

A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing.

quickWit · Aug 30, 2010

the leads are weak.

thewakingself · Aug 30, 2010

You wanna work here? Close! You close, or you hit the bricks.

DeleyanLee · Aug 30, 2010

Gimme my coffee or PMS will look like a vacation.

quickWit · Aug 30, 2010

I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch & Murray, and I'm here on a mission of mercy.

KTC · Aug 30, 2010

quickWit said:
coffee is for closers only.

coffee is my drink. i don't know what a closer is, but don't touch my fucking coffee. there'll be bunneh stew all over this here place.

Ambrosia · Aug 30, 2010

quickWit said:
the leads are weak.

The leads are weak??? Seriously?

You don't deserve coffee.

Put. That coffee. Down.

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