I Smell a Rat...

Lavern08 · Feb 24, 2010

Alrighty then,

Muppet Man Rob is supposedly in Hawaii

and Kayeleamay is supposedly on vacation in Las Vegas

Hmmmmm????

What kind of a *Love Child* do you get when you cross a sarcastic, feisty Nurse with a sweaty, blue Muppet? :Hug2:

alleycat · Feb 24, 2010

Lavern08 said:
Alrighty then,

Muppet Man Rob is supposedly in Hawaii

and Kayeleamay is supposedly on vacation in Las Vegas

Hmmmmm????

What kind of a *Love Child* do you get when you cross a sarcastic, feisty red-headed Nurse with a sweaty, red Muppet?

The proud parents.

ad_lucem · Feb 24, 2010

Okay, I tried one of those "baby face generators"...I put in a picture of Elmo and a picture of Lucy...

And this is what I got....

http://www.makemebabies.com/viewbab...kh7la6aqtmhcbet6ukmgtrck24.jpg&baby_name=&o=s

Tell me this site isn't setting people up for a shock in terms of expectations.

How on earth...

Ohnevermind...

*sigh*

alleycat · Feb 24, 2010

Lavern08 said:
What kind of a *Love Child* do you get when you cross a sarcastic, feisty Nurse with a sweaty, red Muppet?

ad_lucem · Feb 24, 2010

alleycat said:

Is it just me or did we narrowly escape viewing Carrot Top's junk in this photo?

Really, Carrot Top? Body buidling sans pants? That's really not what they mean when they talk about "getting buff"...

Thank heavens this is cropped. I was mere pixels away from being scarred for life...

bettielee · Feb 24, 2010

ad_lucem said:
Okay, I tried one of those "baby face generators"...I put in a picture of Elmo and a picture of Lucy...

And this is what I got....

http://www.makemebabies.com/viewbab...kh7la6aqtmhcbet6ukmgtrck24.jpg&baby_name=&o=s

Tell me this site isn't setting people up for a shock in terms of expectations.

How on earth...

Ohnevermind...

*sigh*

Sorry AL, I question the veracity of this site, there was no fur on that baby.

And Laverne - I think you have spoken aloud that which we were all thinking.....

tee hee

ad_lucem · Feb 24, 2010

bettielee said:
Sorry AL, I question the veracity of this site, there was no fur on that baby.

Amen to that! They're really building up high hopes.

What kind of message are they trying to send?

"Yeah, sure you have googlie eyes, a flip top head, no teeth, and a thick coat of orangy-red fur.... but your kid will be cute as a button!"

NeuroFizz · Feb 24, 2010

I wonder how Scarlet and Thinker will feel about the buff Mr. Carrot. He has his guyliner on, and he obviously takes a razor to his carrot bottom... Will we hear some nom nom noms?

And maybe that photo was cropped because steroids have robbed his danglysac of its normal-sized inhabitants.

Lavern08 · Feb 24, 2010

bettielee said:
Sorry AL, I question the veracity of this site, there was no nasty, sweaty fur on that baby.

I agree!

And Laverne - I think you have spoken aloud that which we were all thinking..... tee hee

Thank you, thank you very much!

Susie · Feb 24, 2010

This is a Muppet thread. Noooooo new Muppet threads, please. Please come back to Grandma Susie's House of Fun where all the Muppet news that's fit or unfit to print is there. LOL.

That's gonna be one scawry kid

kayleamay · Feb 25, 2010

I feel ill.

thethinker42 · Feb 25, 2010

NeuroFizz said:
I wonder how Scarlet and Thinker will feel about the buff Mr. Carrot. He has his guyliner on, and he obviously takes a razor to his carrot bottom... Will we hear some nom nom noms?

My love of guyliner is not without standards. Carrot Top does not meet those standards.

ad_lucem · Feb 25, 2010

I know, that Carrot Top thing was over the top, wasn't it?

I'm sorry you had to see that.

I'm sorry I had to see that.

kayleamay said:
I feel ill.

alleycat · Feb 25, 2010

kayleamay said:
I feel ill.

Don't worry, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Uh, except if you're Tiger Woods, that is.

writerterri · Feb 25, 2010

What stays in Vegas ends up here.

And Carrot Top, looks like the joke's now on you!

He looks like he works out naked in front of a mirror. Alcohol and steroids do that to you?

I'm staying away.

Lavern08 · Feb 25, 2010

kayleamay said:
I feel ill.

P~~hysician~~ Nurse, heal thyself :poke:

kayleamay · Feb 25, 2010

Fine. Since the cat's out of the bag, I might as well unveil the love child. Here you go.

I think she has my eyelashes.

ad_lucem · Feb 25, 2010

kayleamay said:
Fine. Since the cat's out of the bag, I might as well unveil the love child. Here you go.

I think she has my eyelashes.

Still far less frightening than Carrot Top...so... :Thumbs:

Lavern08 · Feb 26, 2010

Well, she certainly has a cute...

...personality

Silent Rob · Feb 26, 2010

My work here is already done. I have nothing further to add to the discussions.

PS. Somebody stop the baby biting me on the ankles. Who would bring such an ill-behanved monster into the world?

kayleamay · Feb 26, 2010

*packs bags, shoves monster baby in room with rob, moves to Mexico*

Aloha, Muppet Man.

ETA: I've taken the liberty of naming the brat. Have fun raising Da Bastid K. Silent. I'll send child support in the amount of 100 pesos a year. I figure that should cover things, since she doesn't wear clothes and only eats metal scraps and ankle flesh.

Susie · Feb 26, 2010

Say hey to Da 'n Muppet dude.

Enjoy Hawaii, kay!

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