Yes. Yes, I have always wanted to collaborate with Neil Gaiman.
Being made to look incredibly stupid has been a dream of mine for a very long time.
Seriously, what insight could I offer the man? And it isn't as if he's short of ideas. From the early work he did in the UK right up til now has been some of the most interesting takes on old ideas. The best I could hope to manage in his company is some new knob gags, maybe a fart joke or two...
He doesn't need anyone else when he's working. As the television show Neverwhere is ample demonstration of, other people getting between his vision and the end product are normally morons, and I really don't fancy the hate of geeks falling on me from a great height.