Brain's Blue Lagoon of Tropical Drinks and Caftans
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Pardon me for pointing this out, but aren't you starting your day with a drink?
Look at me from the side, brain. Does this caftan make my ass look fat?
Pardon me for pointing this out, but aren't you starting your day with a drink?
Look at me from the side, brain. Does this caftan make my ass look fat?
Naw it hides your bulge well!
Yes, but does it make my ass look fat?
It drapes over you well. Plus that plaid is flattering....
Nothing screams 'available' quite like a bald guy in a plaid caftan.
Ooooooh, pantyhose! I thought...
nevermind.
I'm not one for frilly, girly-girl drinks, brain, but it is nearly 9:30 am already and I am quite parched.
*grabs beer, takes seat*
Soooooo... how 'bout them Yankees, huh?
Ooooooh, pantyhose! I thought...
nevermind.
I'm not one for frilly, girly-girl drinks, brain, but it is nearly 9:30 am already and I am quite parched.
*grabs beer, takes seat*
Soooooo... how 'bout them Yankees, huh?
Who dah Yankees?
*GASP*
I'll pretend you didn't say that.
New York Yankees. Baseball.
forget it.
Soooooo... how 'bout them Maple Leaf's's'es', huh?
*GASP*
I'll pretend you didn't say that.
New York Yankees. Baseball.
forget it.
Soooooo... how 'bout them Maple Leaf's's'es', huh?
Leaf's?
Yes, Leafs. Yanno, like in 'Toronto Maple Leafs'?
I think it's a hockey team or something.
*drinks beer, wipes mouth with caftan*
Wow! You must be, like, psychic or something!
What am I thinking about right now?
Look at me from the side, brain. Does this caftan make my ass look fat?
Yes, but does it make my ass look fat?
No. Your ass makes your ass look fat.
What?! you asked.
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We don't do "caftans". We do sarongs, then kew.
*scoff* Who mixed this drink? It's the wrong shade of blue. And the ice is melting too quickly.
Oh, FER THE LUVVA...*ahem!* Pardon me? But could you not walk over here? You're getting sand on our towel.
Entitlement issues? Moi?
*scoff* Who mixed this drink? It's the wrong shade of blue. And the ice is melting too quickly.
Oh, FER THE LUVVA...*ahem!* Pardon me? But could you not walk over here? You're getting sand on our towel.
Entitlement issues? Moi?
