Interesting link - common plots

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The alien is fluent in English and completely familiar with various English idioms, but is completely unfamiliar with human biology and/or with such concepts as sex or violence and/or with certain specific extremely common English words (such as "cat").

Lol.
 

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I've seen a lot of that stuff on there in published fiction.

Then again, that's probably why they're tired of it.
 

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The protagonist is surrounded by people who know the explanation but refuse to give it.

There go most of the plots for the whole damn Star Trek franchise.

Well *I've* got an insane protag dreaming about writing a novel while in a virtual reality program, but the software "gets loose" bringing in idiom-speaking aliens who don't understand why there's so much porn on the Internet. When they ask "Why?" the whole system crashes, saving Earth!

Bet they haven't seen THAT one! ;)
 

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Those are astonishingly awful!! Thank you :)

The only story I've ever had a non-writer tell me was his that he should write one day is on there, of course :)
 

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White protagonist is given wise and mystical advice by Holy Simple Native Folk.

If I ever do this, stop me. Please.

Thanks for posting the link :)
 

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If I ever do this, stop me. Please.

Thanks for posting the link :)

I'll send you an ebomb.

Yeah, I love things like this because they remind me that I've come along a great deal since I started writing. Even starting, I wouldn't have used some of those plots.
 

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There go most of the plots for the whole damn Star Trek franchise.

Well *I've* got an insane protag dreaming about writing a novel while in a virtual reality program, but the software "gets loose" bringing in idiom-speaking aliens who don't understand why there's so much porn on the Internet. When they ask "Why?" the whole system crashes, saving Earth!

Bet they haven't seen THAT one! ;)

OO. That sounds like something I'd buy! ;)
 

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Some of these are pretty funny, and make me feel alot better about my plots.

Story is based in whole or part on a D&D game or world.
  1. A party of D&D characters (usually including a fighter, a magic-user, and a thief, one of whom is a half-elf and one a dwarf) enters a dungeon (or the wilderness, or a town, or a tavern) and fights monsters (usually including orcs).
  2. Story is the origin story of a D&D character, culminating in their hooking up with a party of adventurers.
  3. A group of real-world humans who like roleplaying find themselves transported to D&D world.
Do people actually do that?!?!
 

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Damn it!

I just finished a manuscript about a writer who can't write, but that terms out to be a dream because he REALLY is a alien from Mars who comes to America and gets into trouble with the INS, but that turns out to be all in his head because he is just a runaway software program related to SHODAN, who then downloads into someone's body and tries to take revenge on those fat evil jerks wronged him in the real world before. All because his designer never understood him and never gave him any toys who talked. Now the designer is sad because he had a shrewish wife and all his D&D buddies got sent through space and time to the underdark. In the end they all die and heaven is boring.

Oh well... back to the drawing board I suppose.
 

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I'm going to read through this very carefully as soon I put the finishing touches on my story about the knight in shining armor who rescues a princess from an evil dragon. I know, it's a cutting edge plot, but I think the world is ready for it. :)
 

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:ROFL:

I do love those lists. Even though you could argue that some of my short stories fit them in some ways. If you look at them through sufficiently neurotic lenses, anyway.
 

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Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl.


Old as dirt, but these novels continue to sell.


Don't worry too much about common plot. Focus on having your own unique twist and the delivery.
 

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Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl.
"It's the old, old story - droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?"

Oh wait, that's been done too :D
 

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"It's the old, old story - droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?"

Oh wait, that's been done too :D

Smeghead.
 
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