Poo Haiku

Epicurean · Jan 25, 2009

My feces releases

onto the floor

I am poor

Epicurean · Jan 25, 2009

A poor writer, that is...

scarletpeaches · Jan 25, 2009

Nay.

I liked it. It spoke to me.

Epicurean · Jan 25, 2009

Did it make you feel?

scarletpeaches · Jan 25, 2009

It moved me, somewhere deep inside.

Ganesha · Jan 26, 2009

575

diaper dragging on
sit upon the potty, please
child do duty

William Haskins · Jan 26, 2009

BenPanced · Jan 26, 2009

if not a rainbow,
then what shall i poo for you
when i see you, mom?

Ciera_ · Jan 26, 2009

My poo, you will find
Not like anyone else's
Superior poo.

Feiss · Jan 26, 2009

he dumped me
after I dumped
in his bed

it was a lump
six inch by seven

consistency of corn
traces of pinworm

melting and steaming
hot in the sun.

kdnxdr · Jan 26, 2009

in my poo-m I write
movement helps the flow, I know
blockage stops my thoughts

NeuroFizz · Jan 27, 2009

You scream while I grunt
deep breath held, deaf-ication
your words dis-appear

dclary · Jan 27, 2009

seriously, guys?
a defecation haiku?
how lame can you get?

NeuroFizz · Jan 27, 2009

Mine has nothing to do with poop.

Feiss · Jan 27, 2009

NeuroFizz said:
Mine has nothing to do with poop.

I knew it, it's about tupping the deaf. how could you sir? How could you?

scarletpeaches · Jan 27, 2009

My bowels, passive,
are moved by this thread. Again
we descend to shit.

dclary · Jan 27, 2009

that was almost your eleventy-thousandth post.

scarletpeaches · Jan 27, 2009

My eleventy thousandth
shall proclaim my love for Deek
and the crap he spouts.

Teena · Jan 27, 2009

sages have pondered
does a bear shit in the woods?
why not ask the bear

Epicurean · Jan 27, 2009

dclary said:
seriously, guys?
a defecation haiku?
how lame can you get?

I think they're pretty funny. But that's me, mind always in the gutter...

Ganesha · Jan 27, 2009

poopy-shoopy do
scooby-you scatly singing
song of sweet release

dclary · Jan 27, 2009

Epicurean said:
I think they're pretty funny. But that's me, mind always in the gutter...

?

You don't like my haiku?

semilargeintestine · Jan 27, 2009

My haikus are even
shittier than all of my
regular poems.

Feiss · Jan 27, 2009

semilargeintestine said:
My haikus are even
shittier than all of my
regular poems.

hey you, semilarge
quit shitting on yourself now
your rear might prolapse

semilargeintestine · Jan 28, 2009

Feiss said:
hey you, semilarge
quit shitting on yourself now
your rear might prolapse

Hey Feiss! I hate you!
Phoenix is so much nicer
Than shitty Jersey!