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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Wait! We're in Erotica!
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Don't fix what ain't broke.
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Shouldn't that be: "Wait! We're erotic!"
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Otherwise Occupied
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Location: In married bliss. Who knew it could be so fun?
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So, one of my favorite places to be!
*gets out her Councilor Troy outfit and struts* ![]() That's right, I know we aren't in SciFi/Fan anymore.
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Woo-hoo!
Nine years old and they let me into Erotica!
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The Girl in the Steampunk Hat
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If we're in Erotica, then I REALLY REALLY REALLY want someone to conjure up The Gerard for me.
Anyone smuggle the Transporter under their seat before we left SF? Please? |
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Goonsquad
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Um...something like that.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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That's okay, Haggis. We love ol' dogs.
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Goonsquad
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Good, because I can still get it...
wait a minute... it's almost there... hold on... I'm sure I can still do this... ... ... ... *craptm*
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*queue music*
*brown chicken brown cow brown chicken brown cow* drops off reference post for you to laugh at |
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Yes, I'm back.
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Why does it still say beam me up Scotty if we're now in porn?
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"Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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'Cause RT got -ahem- distracted and forgot to change it.
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I'm not the one who punted it to erotica. And 'Beam me up, Scotty' sounds erotic enough.
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If said in a sexy tone of voice... well, yeah.
Especially if you're naked. |
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Well... I guess I could post that one scene from 'Trinity'... Silver King knows the one... he and Mrs. SK thought it was quite... uh...
Or not. It would look bad once we get back home. |
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I'll put it up on one of the pay sites... might make a dime or two.
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Careful, ma'am.
You don't want to price yourself out of the market.
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"Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."
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*marvels at how quickly they fled SF/F*
*goes back to polishing her tachyon emitters*
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teh evil broad
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Hey, can this thread generate an alternate universe that makes agents fall in love with my manuscript?
I could use the help. |
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Goonsquad
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Given where we are right now, I think the thread can make agents fall in lust with your manuscript.
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teh evil broad
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This forum might make you want to hump my manuscript's leg.
Don't mess up the pages, puppy. |
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teh evil broad
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maybe we should change the title to Steam Me Up, Scotty.
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