Do you believe in Office Party?

Bartholomew · May 15, 2008

I don't, personally. I think it's a myth. Otherwise all those other freak'n belief threads would be there.

Maryn · May 15, 2008

No, I'm a complete atheist.

James81 · May 15, 2008

Maryn said:
No, I'm a complete atheist.

No witty sign off post?

You must mean absolute business with this post. :tongue

mscelina · May 15, 2008

Nope. I believe in ham.

*scratches head*

wait a second...haven't I already said that today???? deja vu....geesch.

auntybug · May 15, 2008

I'm pretty sure it's a myth. Don't even start me on the "Water Cooler" everyone talks about..... Now if you find the bathrooms, could you let me know. I've been holding it for a year!

xiph · May 15, 2008

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Cranky · May 15, 2008

I pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United Threads of Office Party
And to the intrawebz
For which it stands
One forum
Under Ceiling Cat
Indivisible
With popcorn and ported posts for all!

Joycecwilliams · May 15, 2008

I have faith that there is an Office Party.

CDarklock · May 15, 2008

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way.

Honalo · May 15, 2008

yeah, where is that water cooler? That's why I joined.

Williebee · May 15, 2008

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

And all at the same Office Party.

C.bronco · May 15, 2008

I believe that there is ham in the Office Party. Amen.

nerds · May 15, 2008

I believe in Office Party. That does not, however, mean that it actually exists.

Maryn · May 15, 2008

You people call this partying? Why, in my day, we used to... (mumble-mumble, abrupt falling asleep)

Maryn, getting on in years

brokenfingers · May 15, 2008

Office Party is a myth.

God, don't you people read snopes?!

reigningcatsndogs · May 15, 2008

auntybug said:
I'm pretty sure it's a myth. Don't even start me on the "Water Cooler" everyone talks about..... Now if you find the bathrooms, could you let me know. I've been holding it for a year!

Did you try the Room of Requirement?

Komnena · May 15, 2008

Is Office Party that undiscovered bourn from which no traveler returns?

Jersey Chick · May 15, 2008

I don't believe in Beatles, I only believe in me.

KTC · May 15, 2008

I believe in Crystal Light and I believe in me.

Kevin, who is not actually here.

Sarita · May 15, 2008

Do you believe in Office Party?

Didn't you get the memo? We cancelled due to deadlines.

Yeshanu · May 15, 2008

One forum
Under Ceiling Cat
Indivisible
With popcorn and ported posts for all!

Amen!

Devil Ledbetter · May 15, 2008

If Office Party were real, my post count would go up. Waaaaay up.

It's obviously a figment of my deranged imagination.

Silver King · May 15, 2008

Devil Ledbetter said:
If Office Party were real, my post count would go up. Waaaaay up...

We ought to storm the ramparts and declare our voices be counted! Right now, damn it!

On the other hand, some of us might be surprised by the sudden spike in our post numbers if certain forums "counted." By now, I'd be trailing Ray by very little, and believe me, I'd rather not follow him too closely when he's been eating those canned beans...

Do you believe in Office Party?

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