I am infact fresh fish.

MigueloWinebaro · Apr 27, 2008

Hello everyone, I'm an extremely gruntled writer who's decided to embrace the online world of writers. I hope this will help me propel my writing in the moneysphere and learn from others. So I hope to get to know people while stealing their ideas. (Sarcasm.). But I do hope to get to discuss with you all and have some fun.
Miguelo

JennaGlatzer · Apr 27, 2008

Hi, Miguelo! Here are some ideas of mine you're free to steal:

An article about the history of hopscotch
A short story about a bear who falls in love with a seal
A novel about evergreen trees and their feelings

Glad you're here!

Maryn · Apr 27, 2008

No, no, don't take the bear-seal love story--I want it! I'm sure there must be erotica for furries. [Maryn sobers at the realization that there probably is.]

In any event, Miguelo, it's nice to have you here and fully gruntled. You should be addicted by this time Wednesday.

Maryn, pleased to meet you.

Nickie · Apr 27, 2008

Hello to you, Miguelo, and welcome to the Cooler!

Nickie

IceCreamEmpress · Apr 27, 2008

Here are ideas I've had but never been able to work out:

Lear! -- a musical version of Shakespeare's classic tragedy
Close Cover Before Striking -- a novel from the point of view of a worldly-wise matchbook
The Harry Potter Lexicon Lexicon -- Entries from The Harry Potter Lexicon arranged in reverse alphabetical order for the convenience of contrarians

Welcome! Bienvenu!

Unique · Apr 27, 2008

Fresh Fish

Wow. Fish with opposable thumbs that can type.

But then I thought ... maybe this fish has a voice recognition program ...
and how loud does a fish have to scream to be heard by this program ...??
and then I thought ... how sensitive does a voice recognition program have to be to recognize a fish speaking in a normal tone of voice ...??

...realizes everyone is looking at her strangely ... wanders away...

:::

eeks back in -- WELCOME FRESH FISH -- wanders back out:::::

MigueloWinebaro · Apr 27, 2008

The reason I have opposable thumbs from an experimental procedure from a Dr. in India. It was suppse to be a Dr. from New York but it got outsourced. And for the voice recongnition system, well it doesn't work well underwater, so it's dead in the water (Pun-cessary.).

Unique · Apr 27, 2008

My Magic 8 Ball says you will fit right in here.

cletus · Apr 27, 2008

Miguelo.

I have a great idea for a novel you can use - Somebody gets into trouble. Then they work their way out of it.

Soccer Mom · Apr 27, 2008

Welcome, Miguelo. I'm sure you'll fit in.

:sneaks off to lock up her ideas:

Matera the Mad · Apr 27, 2008

I'm trying to get off the floor and say "jello" :roll:

Hang on a bit, I'll put a box of ideas out for you to steal. Lessee, where did I put that one with the...

CACTUSWENDY · Apr 28, 2008

Welcome to AW. Hope you enjoy your stay with us.

How do you like your popcorn?

Danalynn · Apr 28, 2008

* WELCOME ABOARD! *
:hi:

You've picked THE BEST place on the entire internet to join!

Even fish are known to learn a thing or two from this board!
:ROFL:

Cruise around, and have fun!

rhymegirl · Apr 28, 2008

Fresh fish, eh?

Have you met Silver King yet, by any chance?

Welcome to AW.

LIVIN · Apr 28, 2008

Darn misleading "last post" thingymabob on the main page - I thought this was a post by rhymegirl claiming to be fresh fish... Anyhoo, welcome anyway

kct webber · Apr 28, 2008

You can have all my ideas; I'm not using them. Be warned, though... Some of them are sticky.

Welcome to AW!

I am infact fresh fish.

MigueloWinebaro

JennaGlatzer

wishes you happiness

Maryn

I Tried

Nickie

Not too old to learn

IceCreamEmpress

Hapless Virago

Unique

Agent of Doom

MigueloWinebaro

Unique

Agent of Doom

cletus

I'm a king bee

Soccer Mom

Crypto-fascist

Matera the Mad

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

CACTUSWENDY

An old, sappy, and happy one.

Danalynn

NEVER give up!!!!

rhymegirl

It's a New Year!

LIVIN

kct webber

Squirrel, Sekrit type, 1 ea.