Severed head found in Osceola county dumpsite!!!

GPatten · Dec 19, 2006

Severed head found in Osceola county dumpsite!!!

Officials found the severed head of a middle aged man in an Osceola landfill today, nothing to identify the body except a note attached to the left ear that simply stated, “I aint got nobody”

Have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year folks.

Serenity · Dec 19, 2006

GPatten said:
Severed head found in Osceola county dumpsite!!!

Officials found the severed head of a middle aged man in an Osceola landfill today, nothing to identify the body except a note attached to the left ear that simply stated, “I aint got nobody”

Have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year folks.

Okay, anyone else flashing to Young Frankenstein here???

Jerry, you're weird. :crazy:

But in a good way. Merry Christmas back at ya.

Carrie in PA · Dec 19, 2006

These poignant and uplifting holiday stories just warm my heart!

Merry Christmas, Jerry!

GPatten · Dec 19, 2006

That ol joke is so old, it’s silly. I guess I’m in my silly mood today.

Little Red Barn · Dec 19, 2006

Mery Christmas Jerry!

alleycat · Dec 19, 2006

In the spirit of totally tasteless jokes . . .

Did you hear about the homeless man who got his legs cut off by a train? He sued the railroad for two million dollars but the case was thrown out.

The judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.

Shadow_Ferret · Dec 19, 2006

GPatten said:
That ol joke is so old, it’s silly. I guess I’m in my silly mood today.

Oh, it was a joke? I was actually doing a google search for the story.

PeeDee · Dec 19, 2006

Ain't Got nobody! Ain't nobody got me!

Igor!

Froderick!

NicoleJLeBoeuf · Dec 19, 2006

Oh, goodness. And here I was ready to post "Well, I'll be sure not to choose that train stop to get out and stretch my legs next time I'm taking the California Zephyr." But you tell me it's a joke. Good gracious me, can't trust the headlines in the New Posts Search anymore! It's a cryin' shame, that's what it is.

aadams73 · Dec 19, 2006

YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... BOYFRIEND.

There's also a "getting head" joke in here somewhere, but I'm not going to be the wiseacre who makes it. No way.

tourdeforce · Dec 19, 2006

GPatten said:
Severed head found in Osceola county dumpsite!!

Internal blowback in the GOP from the last election?

truelyana · Dec 19, 2006

GPatten said:
That ol joke is so old, it’s silly. I guess I’m in my silly mood today.

I thought it was actually real, how exciting it would be

Happy Holidays to you too

writerterri · Dec 19, 2006

Dork.

Maryn · Dec 19, 2006

Jeremy Bentham?

Maryn, pretty sure they never found it

CBeasy · Dec 19, 2006

Holy Crap! I used to visit this dump like twice a day when I owned my own business. Crazy!

GPatten · Dec 19, 2006

Now, what the dang heck am I going to do for New Years?

Jenan Mac · Dec 19, 2006

Man, I was hoping it was a real...er...headline.

Vincent · Dec 19, 2006

Not a good time to lose one's head.

That's not the way to get ahead in life.

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

And, so forth.

Carrie in PA · Dec 19, 2006

Jenan Mac said:
Man, I was hoping it was a real...er...headline.

HEADline! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*groan*

awatkins · Dec 19, 2006

Thanks for the laugh, Jerry, and Merry Christmas to you, too!

SpookyWriter · Dec 19, 2006

I almost got busted today at work because I had this thread minimized and the DBA kept staring at "Severed head...". So, I told him it was a SQL thread about "Severed headers on a SQL report." Wheeee.... :roll:

Thanks for the shock to my system. Happy Holidays to you, Jerry!

CBeasy · Dec 19, 2006

SpookyWriter said:
I almost got busted today at work because I had this thread minimized and the DBA kept staring at "Severed head...". So, I told him it was a SQL thread about "Severed headers on a SQL report." Wheeee.... Thanks for the shock to my system. Happy Holidays to you, Jerry!

Weren't you the one commenting on how people shouldn't read AW at work?

SpookyWriter · Dec 19, 2006

CBeasy said:
Weren't you the one commenting on how people shouldn't read AW at work?

My actual stance and belief is that if you're blocked from a site while at work then don't whine about it. The employer sets the rules, so just live with them. The company I contract with doesn't mind employees or contractors (me) from using the internet just so long as we don't abuse it and get our work done. Now, reading AW once in a while isn't the same as posting at work all day long.

Cheers

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