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Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume V)
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He liked the color--they're light blue and change to green in the light. But he was way too interested in my feet.
I dunno... when you stop and consider all of the other body parts he could have been waaay to interested in...
2. ^ PERVERT!
Ha! I noticed you called him a pervert for the licking eyes thing, but you had no problem with this...
*feels everyone*
ROAR
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Speaking of weird, today I sat in a meeting next to this guy who was really funny and cute until the very end where he leaned over and whispered "I love your toes."
this cracked me up! 
ah crap, thanks HJ!
I dunno... when you stop and consider all of the other body parts he could have been waaay to interested in...
I have Boob Guy for that.
Glad I could entertain.
Glad I could entertain.
I do find entertainment in the oddest things. Take Lavern next week with you to church, she can call the guy a pervert.
My head pastor would already have the guy by the ear.
Soooo,
Your pastor likes men's ears?
*ponders just how much weirder this can get...*
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if it's choco. coated. Thx LOL muppet, glad yah like. Bet his sleigh is a pimp mobile. 
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if it's choco. coated. Thx LOL muppet, glad yah like. Bet his sleigh is a pimp mobile. s!
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She of whom we do not speak (aka: ex wife) called me yesterday and asked if perhaps it might be a good time to have "the talk" with my son. He just turned 11 and will be starting 6th grade in the fall.
I don't have any idea of what to tell him.
I don't have any idea of what to tell him.
Only to lead them to his office, where he will sit them down and give them The Talk. I have been the recipient of this Talk a time or two. Ahem. It is not fun, but guarandamnteed you straighten up and fly right after one.
HJ has a very interesting life.
Oh how I wish I could share just how interesting.
I'm sure you'll get some creative ideas here...
I just helped a friend with this question not three months ago.
Try this. He bought it, gave it to his son, made sure son read it.
He says 'so far so good'.
*It's a beginning*
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Well I was thinking about just setting him up on the computer and letting his read all the posts in this thread. It would certainly be.....educational.
*slaps Brady* Are you nuts? You would scar him for life.
What else is going on in here besides toes and bananas?
What else is going on in here besides toes and bananas?
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Speaking of weird, today I sat in a meeting next to this guy who was really funny and cute until the very end where he leaned over and whispered "I love your toes."
HJ, you seem to be some sort of magnet. What do you say in response to something like that?
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Do they make picture books of redheads?
They do, but since his mother, both grandmothers, AND stepmother are all redheads, it might traumatize him.
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Whatever you do, don't give him 50 Shades Of Grey to read. The erotica authors on this site say that it's bad sex, as in, unsafe bondage practices and everything.
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Yeah, I'm not very helpful. When I went through puberty, I got shown a book that spelled out how parents make children... And there were nude (cartoon) pictures of the parents (not very anatomically correct, I must say).
We also had Sex Ed. at school, where they taught us the clinical side of things, with tests and everything. It was only a 1-day class, but yeah. Don't schools over there do that? It was for more informative (and less icky) than learning this stuff from parents.
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Yeah, I'm not very helpful. When I went through puberty, I got shown a book that spelled out how parents make children... And there were nude (cartoon) pictures of the parents (not very anatomically correct, I must say).
We also had Sex Ed. at school, where they taught us the clinical side of things, with tests and everything. It was only a 1-day class, but yeah. Don't schools over there do that? It was for more informative (and less icky) than learning this stuff from parents.
Yeah, we had it, Cliff. *cringes* We had sex ed, taught by our head football coach, in a class with boys and girls. Talk about wanting to disappear. OMG.
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My wife and I both had sex ed in the 5th grade. She isn't from the same state as me either, so I may wager a guess that it is fairly common.
However, he has been in Catholic school since pre-kindergarten. So as you can imagine, no sex ed has been discussed. He is going to the public school next year which is part of my concern. He isn't going to be as up to speed on things on his peers.
I'll suggest that my wife read 50 Shades of Gray for.........research.
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