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The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself
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beer, donkeys, vans, moles..... well it's comforting to see the Cabaret get back to ***giggle*** normal
Thank you for clarifying that - we only need one utterly unmentionable vizitual at a time
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I'm thinking about re-painting my van in a retro 70's scheme with wizards, lightning, hot chicks and a battery with poop in its pip.
gee how did you guess???
*ahem*
that was my guess too.
Can't even do a plae on wurdz here aneemor
Sounds good, Ted. The battery with the pooped pip might be a bit TMV*.
*Too much visual
LOL!
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They should be cultivated; nurtured.....
....that's what Cray's here for, aren't you , Cray?
***spaghetti, chopped salad, Baileys milk-shakes***
I want some of that gas. I'd like to fall into a deep sleep and not wake up for a long, long time.
My unicorn is working well, at least. You'd be amazed at what I'm imagining right now.
My unicorn is working well, at least. You'd be amazed at what I'm imagining right now.
** Stumbles in **
Been having an affair with my chain saw in the woods the past few days .. anything interesting happen while I was 'otherwise occupied' ?
Been having an affair with my chain saw in the woods the past few days .. anything interesting happen while I was 'otherwise occupied' ?
Porter! I was starting to wonder...
I could use a chainsaw. I mean, I don't really have any trees to cut down right this instant, but it's always good to have one in your trunk just in case.
I could use a chainsaw. I mean, I don't really have any trees to cut down right this instant, but it's always good to have one in your trunk just in case.
Well, I was wondering more about your location and general well being. Everything else just kinda goes without saying.
Well, I wouldn't say that. A lot has happened in recent days.
Haggis and I went on a roadtrip that ended with us getting kicked out of a series of bookstores for heckling and shouting the endings of books people were holding.
Jay re-did my taxes and found I had $45K coming from the government. This is even more astounding when you realize I made less than half of that last year.
I got Cray a modeling gig for Hot Pips Monthly. He says he's shy but we all know he's loving it.
PD says she's gonna help me re-model my van to make it less attention-getting and more stealthy.
You missed a whole bunch of cool stuff in recent days!
Why am I always gone when there is cool afoot?
Clays modeling job have anything to do with voodoo?
Clays modeling job have anything to do with voodoo?
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That wasn't a tablecloth.
It was a loincloth.
From cray's modelling shoot.
And why you persist in lining your basket with it, I will never understand.
It was a loincloth.
From cray's modelling shoot.
And why you persist in lining your basket with it, I will never understand.
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