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Limericks Still Live!
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And then I wolfed down a large pie
That I bought in a shop in Dalry
Imagine my horror
when, sure and begorrah,
That I bought in a shop in Dalry
Imagine my horror
when, sure and begorrah,
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And then I wolfed down a large pie
That I bought in a shop in Dalry
Imagine my horror
when, sure and begorrah,
The pasty crust started to cry
"What's wrong?" Asked the blueberry filling
That I bought in a shop in Dalry
Imagine my horror
when, sure and begorrah,
The pasty crust started to cry
"What's wrong?" Asked the blueberry filling
"What's wrong?" Asked the blueberry filling
"It's you!" said the crust, "See? You're spilling!"
"It's you!" said the crust, "See? You're spilling!"
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"What's wrong?" Asked the blueberry filling
"It's you!" said the crust, "See? You're spilling!"
"The birds made me spill!"
"It's you!" said the crust, "See? You're spilling!"
"The birds made me spill!"
"What's wrong?" Asked the blueberry filling
"It's you!" said the crust, "See? You're spilling!"
"The birds made me spill!"
His voice was quite shrill
"It's you!" said the crust, "See? You're spilling!"
"The birds made me spill!"
His voice was quite shrill
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"What's wrong?" Asked the blueberry filling
"It's you!" said the crust, "See? You're spilling!"
"The birds made me spill!"
His voice was quite shrill
while twenty-four birds kept on trilling.
"What now?", asked the queen of her king.
"It's you!" said the crust, "See? You're spilling!"
"The birds made me spill!"
His voice was quite shrill
while twenty-four birds kept on trilling.
"What now?", asked the queen of her king.
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"What now?", asked the queen of her king.
The two hadn't eaten a thing.
Lets eat your pie
With Thom Yum--That's Thai
The two hadn't eaten a thing.
Lets eat your pie
With Thom Yum--That's Thai
"What now?", asked the queen of her king.
The two hadn't eaten a thing.
Lets eat your pie
With Thom Yum--That's Thai
And an oversized Buffalo wing.
"Do those go together?" she asked
The two hadn't eaten a thing.
Lets eat your pie
With Thom Yum--That's Thai
And an oversized Buffalo wing.
"Do those go together?" she asked
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"Do those go together?" she asked
When the duo had both been unmasked
Like butter and bread
or Rose West and Fred
When the duo had both been unmasked
Like butter and bread
or Rose West and Fred
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"Do those go together?" she asked
When the duo had both been unmasked
Like butter and bread
or Rose West and Fred
"Who cares? Let the ale be uncasked!"
Folks laughed when she called her boy Mary
When the duo had both been unmasked
Like butter and bread
or Rose West and Fred
"Who cares? Let the ale be uncasked!"
Folks laughed when she called her boy Mary
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Folks laughed when she called her boy Mary
Which made him quite sad and contrary
So he calls his mom Bob
Which made him quite sad and contrary
So he calls his mom Bob
Folks laughed when she called her boy Mary
Which made him quite sad and contrary
So he calls his mom Bob
And she calls him a slob
Which made him quite sad and contrary
So he calls his mom Bob
And she calls him a slob
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Folks laughed when she called her boy Mary
Which made him quite sad and contrary
So he calls his mom Bob
And she calls him a slob
And it's then that the fight becomes hairy.
It's ugly to see them go at it.
Which made him quite sad and contrary
So he calls his mom Bob
And she calls him a slob
And it's then that the fight becomes hairy.
It's ugly to see them go at it.
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It's ugly to see them go at it.
They'll ruin the build-your-own-cat kit!
And tear down the house
They'll ruin the build-your-own-cat kit!
And tear down the house
It's ugly to see them go at it.
They'll ruin the build-your-own-cat kit!
And tear down the house
Which, by-the-way, looks grouse
They'll ruin the build-your-own-cat kit!
And tear down the house
Which, by-the-way, looks grouse
It's ugly to see them go at it.
They'll ruin the build-your-own-cat kit!
And tear down the house
Which, by-the-way, looks grouse
It's just not acceptable, drat it!
I'm thinking of building a fort
They'll ruin the build-your-own-cat kit!
And tear down the house
Which, by-the-way, looks grouse
It's just not acceptable, drat it!
I'm thinking of building a fort