Your wish is granted...

Diem_Allen · May 16, 2013

Lol denied, there is no cure for being lame not even a wish.

I wish I wasn't so easily amused.

Defos · May 16, 2013

Granted

I wish there was more to life

Reziac · May 16, 2013

Uh, granted. There is more pain and misery and suffering. Now look what you've done!

I wish I would be more specific.

iLion · May 16, 2013

Granted. Now when you order something at a reatuarant you'll spend much time specifying the exact molecular makeup of each item in your order. Wow... lunch is gonna take like 10 hours now!

I wish I could go back in time and do it all over with corrections.

Diem_Allen · May 16, 2013

Granted but birth is going to be so much more difficult at your current size.

I wish it was the weekend.

Nymtoc · May 16, 2013

Granted. You've lost two days. Happy now?

I wish I didn't keep running into snags in my WIP.

PorterStarrByrd · May 16, 2013

Nymtoc said:
I wish I didn't keep running into snags in my WIP.

Denied
without the snags you'd have nothing

I wish I could remember where I put that parallel universe.

Diem_Allen · May 16, 2013

Granted, it's right beside you.

I wish my dog could learn new tricks.

CDSinex · May 16, 2013

Granted: The Genie teaches your dog to open the refrigerator, pull out the cheese and lunch meat drawer and eat half of each slice.

I wish the blueberries would get more blossoms.

Nymtoc · May 16, 2013

Granted. There are two more (tiny) blossoms.

I wish I had the magic touch.

Reziac · May 17, 2013

Granted, but don't you remember what happened to King Midas?

I wish, I wish he'd stay away!

Defos · May 17, 2013

Granted, your other personality now stays away leaving the boring one to pick up the pieces.

I wish today was friday

Diem_Allen · May 17, 2013

Easy enough! Granted today is Friday.

I wish I didn't want to have garlic pizza for lunch.

JoBird · May 17, 2013

Granted. Now you're only looking forward to having garlic at lunch.

I wish I owned a mountain.

Diem_Allen · May 17, 2013

Granted but now you are the sole supporter of the tiny villages scattered along that mountain side and have to listen to their screaming goats all night long.

I wish I had a new car.

Reziac · May 17, 2013

Granted! Here it is. Didn't you hear me wishing to be more specific??

I wish my truck got 400 miles to the gallon of gas.

Liralen · May 17, 2013

Denied. Even Genie is afraid of the repercussions from Big Oil.

I wish ice cream -- the good kind -- was calorie and carbohydrate free.

iLion · May 17, 2013

Granted! Unfortunately it's also now ice-free and cream-free... but oh, so light and airy. Nary a calory nor a carb.

I wish I was a witchy witch with wishes wished wistfully well.

Nymtoc · May 17, 2013

Gwanted. You wide a bwoom.

I wish I could write a song that would bring me royalties for the rest of my life.

iLion · May 17, 2013

Ta.. Daaaaaaa!! You got it Nym! You have written a song.. a mean-spirited, character defaming, personally insulting, embarrassing and threatening song about Egypt's royal family.

It will bring royalties in search of you for the rest of your life! Better go live high in the Andes somewhere!

I wish I could get into the World Book of Records for something really cool.

Reziac · May 17, 2013

Granted. You now hold the World Record for most consecutive ~~days~~ ~~hours~~ minutes stark naked at the South Pole.

I wish I had copies of all the books by and about Roald Amundsen.

Komnena · May 23, 2013

Granted. You have all the books by and about a dog catcher named Roald Amundsen.
I wish I could visit the space station.

iLion · May 24, 2013

Cool idea, Komnena!! You know those so-called "space blankets"? Well, they're made in a small (very teeny) "factory" in a village in Nigeria... and the locals affectionately call that "THE space station". Yeah. I'm sending you there in 3..2...1...

I wish I was a great speaker.

Nymtoc · May 24, 2013

Granted. You have all the talents of Pericles, Demosthenes, Marcus Antonius, Cicero, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, Charles de Gaulle, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan and Martin Luther King, Jr. Unfortunately, most of the time you sound like Peter Griffin.

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

Liralen · May 24, 2013

Granted. Genie has a visual of Nym's clothes washing themselves cat-style *giggles* Mind you, they're going to develop cat-like 'tude as well . . . and claws. And the habit of leaving dead things in inopportune places . . . Oh, and they're going to shed. At the worst possible times.

I wish I could see Nym's face (just his face) when he finds himself wearing clothes that are shedding -- in a very public place

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