Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

thepicpic · May 19, 2013

Not me in about four days.

Will I need a new tagline?

Robbert · May 22, 2013

How about, 'I am student- hear me work?'.

Do you want to swap avatars with me?

J.S.F. · May 22, 2013

If I swap with you then how will everyone know me iz me and you iz you?

"Norman, listen carefully. I am lying."

Kaarl · May 22, 2013

If you are you and they are they your problem took itself away.

I put bread in the toaster the other day. I got toast out of it which was cool but where did the bread go ?

Robbert · May 23, 2013

If you buy a loaf of bread, don't ask where your money went. That'd be totally uncool.

Four slices of toasted black bread are jammed in my toaster. What now?

Kaarl · May 23, 2013

If you refrain from jamming your bread before toasting I believe you get better results. Marmalading is also hassle free alternative.

If violence never solves anything how did they stop World War Two ?

thepicpic · May 23, 2013

I believe they kept grinding away at the equations until violence, mathematically speaking, did equal the solution.

Loophole abuse?

Jehhillenberg · May 23, 2013

I don't know.

Does anyone else speak math around here?

Robbert · May 24, 2013

Do you really want me to give my 0.02 cents on this one?

Why does it take two to tango?

Jehhillenberg · May 24, 2013

Because then you have a party!

Three's a crowd?

L.J. · May 24, 2013

Yeah, especially on an elevator.

Why is my temperature elevated?

thepicpic · May 25, 2013

Sorry. That's my fault.

Is it rising?

Robbert · May 25, 2013

No, it's not. I forgot to add yeast.

Do you like lumpy gravy?

Jehhillenberg · May 25, 2013

No, I do not.

Would you like two lumps of sugar?

thepicpic · May 25, 2013

Err... sure.

What am I meant to do with them?

Robbert · May 26, 2013

Suck one, keep the other for a rainy day.

Why don't people save money for a sunny day?

Jehhillenberg · May 26, 2013

Consumerism

Doesn't money make the world go 'round?

Robbert · May 26, 2013

All the more so if you're in a position to print your own.

We Slaughter, Disembowel & Ship YOUR pork bellies in 2 days! How many? Need any other commodities not listed here?

Jehhillenberg · May 28, 2013

Yeah.

What other commodities are there?

Robbert · May 28, 2013

There is coffee arabica, ground coffee, instant coffee, coffee beans, coffee robusta and roasted and unroasted coffee beans.

Why are classy women such a rare commodity?

thepicpic · May 28, 2013

To make them so much more valued should you find one.

But what are the chances?

Robbert · May 29, 2013

If you display good manners, your chances increase exponentially.

Want to enroll at my Statistical Behaviour College?

Lurosa · May 29, 2013

Statistics don't favour me

Why does Piccadilly Circus not have a tent?

Robbert · May 29, 2013

Because the government would then have to pay council tax.

Where on earth did you learn your manners?

Jehhillenberg · May 29, 2013

Why, Sir Robbert's Statistical Behaviour College, of course!

Haven't you heard?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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