Scenes from a hat!

iLion · May 23, 2013

*(we interrupt this 'broad'cast to include the image with #1. )
Okay.. as you were!

Lavern08 · May 23, 2013

3. Jason Collins

Nymtoc · May 23, 2013

4. Rudy Giuliani

http://postimg.org/image/bwgpai75r/

Diver · May 28, 2013

5. Mama from the Goonies.

End world hunger, eat the poor.
5 other disputable advice.

Kaiser-Kun · May 28, 2013

1. GET A JOB! Move to a better country and take it off someone else.

archerjoe · May 29, 2013

2. If your car is almost out of fuel, it's best to drive as fast as possible so you find a filling station quicker.

Zeddo · May 29, 2013

3. For great vacation photos, hand-feed the crocodiles.

Steve Coate · May 29, 2013

4. Don't rehearse. It's more spontaneous.

Robbert · May 30, 2013

5. Stay at our five star Manaus Hilton thus helping to save the rain forest.

Your 16-year-old daughter wants a car for her birthday. You are broke and tell her what...

PorterStarrByrd · May 30, 2013

1 A pretty girl like you shouldn't have any trouble getting into a car whenever she wants to

Defos · May 30, 2013

2. Get a job and buy me one, see how easy it is living off toast and used teabags.

Kaiser-Kun · May 30, 2013

3. You always wanted a pony. Ride the dog.

Zeddo · May 30, 2013

4. Why, sweetheart, just pick out any one you like on the street, and I'll get it for you tonight.

Diver · May 30, 2013

5. Of course you need wheels! I pay for the cart, you get the horse.

Take 2: The answer the daughter gave when her father refused to buy her a car.

Robbert · May 31, 2013

1. Right--I'm off to check my boyfriend's bank account.

Chris P · May 31, 2013

2. Those black-eyed peas? They tasted alright to me, Earl.

(reps to anyone who gets it)

PorterStarrByrd · May 31, 2013

3. Remember when I saw your car parked at the Notel Motel a couple of weeks ago and knocked on your door?

Diver · May 31, 2013

4. It's your call daddy, having me behind the wheel or do the riding on someone's back seat. *puts on cherubic face*

Diver · May 31, 2013

Chris P said:
2. Those black-eyed peas? They tasted alright to me, Earl.

(reps to anyone who gets it)

Good! Now she can go for a ride...

Defos · May 31, 2013

5. Its okay dad I don't need a car, I am going to give you lots of grandchildren with that greasy drug dealer next door that ate our cat so I don't need to drive to see you every day. *smiley face

What do you say to the guy/girl in the mirror to perk them up in the morning?

Diver · May 31, 2013

1. My god, honey! Does everything look fat in that mirror?

iLion · May 31, 2013

2. Whoa, baby!!! Wuddya say we get it on a little before leaving for work? Hmm? You 'n me? Alone? Right here, right now?

Robbert · May 31, 2013

3. Want to borrow some of my make-up?

PorterStarrByrd · May 31, 2013

4. Ah yessss ... God's gift to ..................... something

archerjoe · May 31, 2013

5. How'd you get out?

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