Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

kkbe · May 23, 2013

Ignoring giants
is a foolish game, so spake
the Grisly Terror.

B.D. Eyeslie · May 23, 2013

The grisly terror--
a broken rear-view mirror,
a glassy-eyed stare.

kkbe · May 23, 2013

a glassy-eyed stare,
are we reduced to this now?
How did we get here?

onestepp · May 23, 2013

How did we get here?
pushing, shoving, carpooling
down Santa Clause Lane.

JulianneQJohnson · May 23, 2013

Down Santa Clause Lane
A gibbering beast of darkness
Strolls through the still night.

zanzjan · May 24, 2013

Strolls, through the still night --
lone bench in a lamp post's glare
-- pauses, absent friend.

kkbe · May 24, 2013

Pauses. Absent friend,
You were my youth, remember?
Pauses to rewind. . .

onestepp · May 24, 2013

Pauses to rewind
constellation crowd stopped clock
hush, zodiac lapse

A. Hamilton · May 24, 2013

hush. zodiac lapse
evening dawns in midday heat
ecliptic moment

Rufus Coppertop · May 26, 2013

Ecliptic moment
I look directly at it.
Oh shit, my poor eyes!

Helix · May 26, 2013

Oh, shit, my poor eyes
blinded by the rising moon
of bending plumber

susanielson · May 26, 2013

of bending plumber,
of sad men waiting to be
seen as something more...

zanzjan · May 26, 2013

Seen as something more?
Love yourself in the mirror,
do not see the void.

JulianneQJohnson · May 26, 2013

Do not see the void
That gapes wide before your feet.
Hold tight the tire swing.

kkbe · May 27, 2013

Hold tight the tire swing
one push, plunge headlong, grass rush;
take me to the stars.

Rufus Coppertop · May 28, 2013

Take me to the stars,
via Mars, we should maroon,
that Wesley Crusher.

kkbe · May 28, 2013

That Wesley Crusher,
he really do dat wit a
barb-penis cat man?

:scared:

Helix · May 28, 2013

Barb Penis Cat Man
You know --- they wrote that old song
'Stuck in the Middle'

Rufus Coppertop · May 29, 2013

Helix said:
Barb Penis Cat Man
You know --- they wrote that old song
'Stuck in the Middle'

Stuck in the middle
of the Bourke St Mall badly
needing to piddle.

zanzjan · May 29, 2013

Needing to piddle,
does the cat eye the litter?
No. My shoes. I weep.

kkbe · May 29, 2013

no. my shoes. i weep
cause my jimmy choo's is on
the other feet yo.

William E. Harlan · May 29, 2013

"The other feet, yo!"
"Who keyed my ride?" said Bieber.
"We all did, Justin."

zanzjan · May 31, 2013

We all did, just in
time, the barest minimum;
where is our gold star?

kkbe · May 31, 2013

Where is our gold star?
We put our trust in you, Lord.
Bestsellers. Amen.

William E. Harlan · May 31, 2013

Bestsellers. Amen.
Terms that do and don't relate.
How do you use them?