I watched
Air Force One (with Harrison Ford) last night, and I noted that, despite Han Solo being the President of the United States, he wasn't allowed to sit down and watch the football game he wanted to because he had to work.
On the other hand, you are able to choose whether you'll go to lunch or not. And you can watch whatever damn football game you want, whenever you want.
Ergo, you now have MORE POWER THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
... enjoy!
