
Recess Outlaws of the Greater LA Wasteland
Yeah, I saw you ridin' on the 91 Freeway a few weeks ago. The back of your biker jacket had the initials R.O.O.T.G.L.A.W. 'cause the whole name won't fit, I guess.
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We are easily recognizable cuz most of us still have training wheels.
I belong to the notorious Pedestrian Gang. Basically we just walk around in our leathers telling people who look at us funny, "The bike's being serviced." And, y'know, wearing a helmet on the bus.
We also recycle arses we've kicked.
Maybe the gang's jackets could say, "Arse = Ass" in bold capitals?